So I was playing singleplayer as usual today...wandering in the Bowerstone Market, surveying for potential investment. That is when I saw another player's bubble floating in the town, so I drop him and invite and try to unlock one of the XboxLive-only demon door. I got lucky, he is a dude playing a female character
After we succeeded in unlocking the demon door by tickling each other (instead of all the other kissing & hugging for 10 minutes

)...we got married! -Achievement unlock-
1. We moved into a cheap house in Dweller camp.
2. Undergo a budget wedding (75 gold)
3. She cosplay in a dog suit while we have unprotected sex.
4. Shit happens and apparently when you have a newborn with another Live player, you get the whole bundle including a Nanny.
5. I am feeling irritated so i fired the Nanny, as a result the baby was sent to Orphanage while my partner is cuddling with the newborn.
6. To top it off, I file for a divorce under the reason "I am bored with you". Luckily i only need to pay her 1000 gold.
7. She got mad....real mad. She went on a killing spree in Dweller Camp. That is when I realized what she do is actually affecting my game world and I was trying to play the good guy. (the irony)
8. I am so helpless that I don't know what to do but to press Y in the dashboard & quit the game.
Yup...domestic violence on a whole new level

Next time if you see
CrispTimemuffin on Xbox live, please consider the above a warning...

I should have known better when he has an avatar like that.
PS: I am still available for any Live coop. Do not worry, I will not kill any innocent...promise!
This post has been edited by PrivateJohn: Oct 31 2010, 01:59 PM