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Hangmen
post Sep 3 2009, 11:44 PM

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Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little c*nts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the f*cking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little c*nt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “F*CK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! F*CK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m F*CKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just f*cked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the c*nt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a f*ckheap of trouble.
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post Sep 4 2009, 12:57 AM

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QUOTE(Hangmen @ Sep 3 2009, 11:44 PM)
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little c*nts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the f*cking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little c*nt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “F*CK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! F*CK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m F*CKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just f*cked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the c*nt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a f*ckheap of trouble.
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post Sep 4 2009, 01:35 AM

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post Sep 4 2009, 02:04 AM

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post Sep 4 2009, 03:42 AM

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Little girls are beautiful.
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post Sep 4 2009, 03:58 AM

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QUOTE(Eccentrical @ Sep 4 2009, 03:42 AM)
Little girls are beautiful.
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yes, yes indeed. the smoothness of their skin, the cuteness in their smile, the innocent eye. truly captivating.
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post Sep 4 2009, 04:17 AM

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post Sep 4 2009, 04:32 AM

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QUOTE(yafex @ Sep 4 2009, 03:58 AM)
yes, yes indeed. the smoothness of their skin, the cuteness in their smile, the innocent eye. truly captivating.
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What i like about them, is their tittycuriosity and their nipplesnaive behavior. Another thing that comes to mind is my fetish towards the silent type, usually the silent the loli is = the more powerful. This equilibrium of an equation will somehow prove that i like strong girls as well? However, with the abundance of these stereotypical characters, i began to find them less interesting and switched to yandere or the more typical tsundere. Damn nak tngk Mahoro balik.

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You guys aaaaa, can't be saved anymore.. shakehead.gif
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What is true salvation? Liking big boobies is also another delusional concept. Salvation lies in linear perception through reality. Your logic is flawed!!! Ko nak datang bila? Aku takut tak bangun lagi time tuh.
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post Sep 4 2009, 04:40 AM

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post Sep 4 2009, 05:03 AM

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QUOTE(Eccentrical @ Sep 4 2009, 03:42 AM)
Little girls are beautiful.
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agreed...

QUOTE(yafex @ Sep 4 2009, 03:58 AM)
yes, yes indeed. the smoothness of their skin, the cuteness in their smile, the innocent eye. truly captivating.
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at least least they're not heartless like older women...

QUOTE(CZero @ Sep 4 2009, 04:17 AM)
You guys aaaaa, can't be saved anymore.. shakehead.gif
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oii, majalah ko bila nak ambik?...
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post Sep 4 2009, 05:12 AM

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QUOTE(Eccentrical @ Sep 4 2009, 04:32 AM)
What is true salvation? Liking big boobies is also another delusional concept. Salvation lies in linear perception through reality. Your logic is flawed!!! Ko nak datang bila? Aku takut tak bangun lagi time tuh.
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Err, I can't belive this shiet were coming from you. shocking.gif Pas smyg Jumaat aku berangkat.
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post Sep 4 2009, 05:13 AM

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post Sep 4 2009, 05:15 AM

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post Sep 4 2009, 05:17 AM

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QUOTE(Hangmen @ Sep 4 2009, 05:13 AM)
14: don't ask, don't tell.

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Too big its pig disgusting (???). /r/ another one.

QUOTE(aku_dia @ Sep 4 2009, 05:15 AM)
apesal www.yahoo.com xleh bukak?
ade org dah hack ker?ym pon x leh nak sign in...
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Ok je. unsure.gif
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post Sep 4 2009, 05:19 AM

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aku sebagai streamyx user ok je?

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post Sep 4 2009, 05:19 AM

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aku pon streamyx user..
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