where is today's comic?

oh happy belated birthday!

lol @ dhalsim trying to steal cake.

the goodness must continue!

you 2 never played portal 3d first person logic puzzle game by valve before oh?

the cake is a lie:
http://www.google.com/search?q=the+cake+is...lient=firefox-a

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...e+cake+is+a+lie

1. the cake is a lie 5125 up, 127 down love it hate it

Roughly translates to "your promised reward is merely a fictitious motivator". Popularized by the game "Portal" (found on Half-Life 2's "Orange Box" game release for PC, X-Box 360, and PS3). During the game, an electronic voice encourages you to solve intricate puzzles using cake as a motivating perk. When you have "broken out" of the game's initial testing phase (from threat of death), you find scrawls on walls of the innards of the testing center warning you that "the cake is a lie".
Employee #1: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.

Employee #2: Yeah, so, don't get your hopes up on that one, Ed. The cake is a lie.

Employee #1: Really, aw crap.
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by Mike Grant Oct 15, 2007 share this
2. the cake is a lie 1550 up, 757 down love it hate it

expression used when something great has been promised from a third party but it ultimately is not so.
(six months prior to Vista release) "Vista will be the greatest operating system ever!"

(three months after Vista release) "The cake is a lie."
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by Gurban Oct 17, 2007 share this
3. The cake is a lie 712 up, 50 down love it hate it

Implies that a promised reward for one's work is false, with the one proffering the reward never intending to give it in the first place, possibly because the reward never even existed (see also: "there is no spoon"). This phrase can be used to express grief or frustration regarding any situation where there is an imbalance between effort and reward. This phrase was popularized by the game "Portal" by Valve Software Corporation.

During the game, GlaDOS, an artificially intelligent operating system and the game's passive-aggressive guide, uses the reward of cake as a motivating factor in an attempt to manipulate the player. It is first mentioned during the "impossible puzzle room", where she urges the player to "quit now and cake will be served immediately". In a later stage, the player can access a "hidden" area of the testing chamber to find a previous test participant had scrawled "The cake is a lie!" among other warning messages. Cake continues to remain the promised reward for completing the test and/or obeying GlaDOS, particularly in the final stages of the game. Finally, in the ending song, GlaDOS cheerfully sings about how "there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake."

In the game, cake serves as a carefully calculated motivational device, but there are suggestions that it also serves as an essence of humanity--the ability to eat cake, taste it, and experience emotional pleasure from it--which a computer cannot experience even with artificial intelligence. In this less commonly-used sense, the phrase "the cake is a lie" can also imply that one's emotions or the basis of one's emotions are false, with cake representing emotion, emotional basis, or emotional capability.
Common Usage Example --
Bob: "We worked hard this quarter, where's the raises you promised?"
George: "Sorry, Bob, the company is making some cut-backs; no raises this year."
Bob: "So the cake is a lie. Why did we have to work so hard, then?"
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by Wyrenth Mar 17, 2009 share this
4. The cake is a lie 248 up, 2612 down love it hate it

A euphemism for a girl who has a gorgeous figure (especially the posterior), but an ugly face.
Mark: *seeing a seemingly attractive girl from behind in public* Dude, check her out.

Paul: Damn!

*she turns around to reveal a hideous face*

Mark: *wince* The cake is a lie!
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by Angry Leprechaun Mar 22, 2008 share this
5. the cake is a lie 368 up, 2741 down love it hate it

The phrase the cake is a lie had it's origins on one of the *chans. It started in the lolicon image board also called "/cake/" or "Delicious Cake" (Lolicon being drawn pornography depicting small children doing sexual favors.) On certain chans (Which will go unnamed) the /cake/ board shows picture of real small children instead of drawn. similar to their /jb/ or jailbait boards. Some of these picture can be found with a tag on them saying "Open with winrar". When you do this these certain picture open text documents with links or bat info that leads to child porn or "CP". when people would open these in winrar most of the time they would be linked to such a website as Goatse or tubgirl. The receiver of "CP" would then return to the original thread and tag it with the phrase "The cake is a lie" cake being Child Porn. This phrase is often mistaken for portal where at the end you are rewarded with cake promised throughout the game only to have it taken away. But that would leave incorrect. The meaning of this phrase was lost some time ago and was only brought back when portal was introduced and it fit so well.
"Open in WinRawr"

"OMG DUDE WTF"

"The cake is a lie"
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the cake is a lie
by FPSBP Anon Mar 16, 2008 share this
6. the cake is a lie 88 up, 3503 down love it hate it

To win a game, such as Portal.
JOE: How did your soccer game go?
BILL: The cake is a lie.
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by lol, ytmnd Oct 16, 2007 share this

oooh and i thought it was death note.

thanks!

yeah. he very rajin liao.

let him rest.

i thought police cum lock up seth?

a bit violent but epic komik nonetheless and yeah welcome back tetsu!

eh tetsu tarak pc sf4 ke? only ps3 version?