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Downtime ●●~Extreme Screamyx Slowdowns V5~●●, ♥Oh yes we love streamyx!♥

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spotlifter
post Jul 17 2009, 01:56 PM

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Day 1: Came home after work. Open internet. Slow browsing. High latency online game. Call shitmyx.
Day 2: Came home after work. Open internet. Slow browsing. High latency online game. Call shitmyx again.
Day 3: Came home after work. Open internet. Slow browsing. High latency online game. Call shitmyx again.
Day 4: ....Day 5: ....Day 6: ....Day 30: ....
Day 60: ....
Day 61: Line suspended. No pay money.
Goodbye Shitmyx!
Day 90: Operator Shitmyx(Account Dept.) - "Dear sir, we notice you have an amount overdue. Will you like to pay?"
ME: "What?! The hell I would! After a month of suspended accounts, you're calling me now?when you cant fix a damn line? You gotto be kidding me?!"
Operator: "Ok, IF you wish to retified the issues, you will need to re-activate your account."
ME: *Hung Up*

-:: The story of my life ::-
The END

This post has been edited by spotlifter: Jul 17 2009, 01:58 PM
spotlifter
post Oct 15 2009, 08:24 PM

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Wahahahahahaha!!!! stimix damn good...'network timeout'....'u're dead'....hahaha..stimix killed me sad.gif

1st person shooter online:-

ME ambush and shoots at Enemy 'A'. Time: 7:40pm
Enemy 'A' saw me and returns fire. Time: 7:41pm
Results: ME recieve damage 100%, found dead at 8:00pm.
While Enemy 'A' gets away, my bullet never reach him.

This is how we must tell the stimix operator if they dont understand the 'pings'.

Joke..joke..just a joke.. it is getting annoying, everytime timeout.


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