mai hiao, u got a jai in germany

airport? 

let her hiao lar
she need to unwind some times
ima waiting patiently
but give me an estimation on ETA pls
so i dont need to grow girrafee neck from waiting

i think he's bored at work

unwind?
u mean fart?

i suggest under the kokonut tree then
eh i got 4 legs
u oni got a pair
not ngam
No money my socks all got holes
Damm

Nah she will never kacau me wib curry chicken
Mebbe u la u careful k?

*runs before miss k reads this*
omg
prepare for buttsekk taim!!!!!
malaysia edisyun of BBM call
broken back mountain

So did u join them?

he is in my world
damm
wah i didnt know u can be that gory
wait i under 18

oh so u mean size does matteR?

to be specific my third leg
that goes in between my 2 normal legs
yah we all know u fans of broke back mountain

okok i go nao
later kazebert enslave me and sell me on the broke back mountain market
bai gaise

oh last one before i go

wow what a sexay face


ahhhh i cameee

oh u not enjoiced i praise u?