Michael Bay wrote the Tranformer 2 script himself I guess...

Sam Witwicky: Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?
Bumblebee: [does a dance] "I'm so excited, / And I just can't hide it..."
Sam Witwicky: Hey! I'm not taking you with me!
[Bumblebee is downcast]
Mikaela Banes: I'm gonna wait outside...
[goes outside and starts to strip]
Sam Witwicky: Bumblebee, just hear me out okay. You know freshmen aren't allowed to have cars, that's all it is. It is best for both of us. I know it doesn't sound like it but... you're an Autobot, you shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. I mean you're suffocating in here. Hey will you look at me please? Hey, come on big guy...


Wheelie: Is that the best you got, huh? Is that best you can do?
Mikaela Banes: What are you doing here, you little freak?
[Mikeala burns his left eye off with a soldering iron]
Wheelie: That's my eye, you crazy b****! Easy warrior goddess, I'm just a little salvage scrap drone.
Mikaela Banes: Then I'm your worst nightmare.


Sam Witwicky: They gotta mean something. Like a message or like a map. Can you read this?
Skids: Read? Unh uh.
Mudflap: We don't - we don't really do much reading.

Starscream: Cowards do survive...

Sam Witwicky: OPTIMMUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

- The last part where Sam is injured, I notice his face burned & swollen. But during his hugging Mikaela, his face is ok already???

- I think the Matrix of Leadership heal Sam face after meeting with the Robots Angels/ Deities when he woke up right?