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post May 29 2009, 11:04 PM, updated 17y ago

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Mahathir brought lulz to my day. rclxms.gif

Dr M on sex at 80 and Internet porn

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Most Malaysians expect former strongman Dr Mahathir Mohamad - still alert and sharp at 84 - to rise to the occasion in any speaking engagements.
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The 200-strong crowd at the Bloggers Universe Malaysia 2009, packed inside a bar-cum-conference hall in Subang Jaya’s Lakeview Club on May 16, was not disappointed.

The former prime minister, a person who has little time for self-reflection, was however unusually candid in his one-hour speech.

Speaking off the cuff, he lamented his pledge not to censor the Internet. He believes certain parts of the cyberspace should be declared off limits, in particular pornography.

Mahathir confessed, with a mischievous glint in his eyes, that he had surf porn sites just “to see how easy it is for a child” to do so.

“My God, it was so easy,” he exclaimed. “All you’ve got to do is to put ‘SEX’ and you get everything, all the filth in the world would be shown to you - in motion.

“Now, I think this is very bad. I mean, adults like me who is 80 years old and quite incapable - that’s all right,” he said, leaving the floor in stitches.

“I’m not confessing anything,” he smiled. “Wait until you reach 80, then you will know.”

More laughter from the crowd.

“You know, we are born together, we grow up together, we play together, we enjoy life together, we grow old together,” he paused and then came the clincher.

“But why must that thing die before me,” he said, bringing down the house.

Mahathir, who obviously enjoyed telling the joke, was grinning from ear to ear.

“Anyway, for me it’s quite harmless (to view porn). Looking at these things, you really have nostalgia ... nothing wakes up at all, everything is dead,” he said, referring to his inability to ‘rise to occasion’ in this case.

But he readily conceded that government censorship of the Internet is “impossible”.

“I wish we can control... When we started the Multimedia Super Corridor, we promised the people that we will not censor the Internet. But at times, I regretted this.”

Tale of an excitable 12-year-old boy

Mahathir then went on to give the example of a 12-year-old having access to Internet porn.

“He gets very excited. It’s alright for him to get excited and maybe get rid of his excitement in some easy way. But we are seeing...,” he screeched to a halt when he heard nervous giggles from the audience.

Then in his grandfatherly way, he admonished, “You must have done it yourself.”

Again, the crowd roared. He continued with his tale of the ‘excitable’ teen.

He may assuage his feelings by raping the nearest person that he comes across. And sometimes, there have been cases of killings, of child molestations, babies being molested and killed after that. I think it has a lot to do with the access to pornography.

“This becomes worse because a lot people in Malaysia are addicted to drugs. A combination of drugs plus Internet pornography is a sure formula for crime unlimited.

"We should ban this thing. We should ban pornographic material from getting into Internet.”

He also advised the crowd to stick to the facts and not to fabricate news. “Not all bloggers are good like me,” he said tongue in cheek.

But Internet censorship is out, he added.

“While in the past, we can close down the printing shops, we can seize their papers, we can do a lot of things. Today it is just impossible.

“The only thing I am glad is that I’m no longer the prime minister. So this is not my problem. It is the problem of the government of today, the prime minister of today. I wish them good luck.”


Sorry if i'm slowpoke

Next time we want to watch porn, we have a reason to defend ourself. We just want to "see how easy it is for a child" to do so rclxms.gif

Watch video here

http://www.malaysiakini.tv/#/video/17128/t...r-Lucu.mp4.html

This post has been edited by karhoe: May 29 2009, 11:22 PM
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post May 29 2009, 11:07 PM

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post May 29 2009, 11:08 PM

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QUOTE(timrulez1888 @ May 29 2009, 11:07 PM)
mahathir sucks.
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post May 29 2009, 11:08 PM

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post May 29 2009, 11:12 PM

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QUOTE(karhoe @ May 29 2009, 11:08 PM)
No no, this is /k/, I do not want this thread to get locked lol
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post May 29 2009, 11:15 PM

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porn is not haram to muslims? X.X
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post May 29 2009, 11:19 PM

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QUOTE(babysiiaozz @ May 29 2009, 11:18 PM)
porn is not haram to muslims? X.X
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back then..the olden days...there was no porn laugh.gif
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porn is not haram to muslims? X.X
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back then..the olden days...there was no porn  laugh.gif
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alasan yg baik utk berdosa lagi~~ rclxms.gif
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QUOTE(mls_gamer @ May 29 2009, 11:20 PM)
alasan yg baik utk berdosa lagi~~ rclxms.gif
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post May 29 2009, 11:23 PM

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post May 29 2009, 11:30 PM

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since mahathir advocates dasar pandang ke timur and hates western countries, he shoul watch japanese porns and hentais.
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post May 29 2009, 11:31 PM

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post May 29 2009, 11:34 PM

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LOL. Nice essay. Someone should make a pantun out of it.
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he can be a nobody to the world, but to me, he is a legend...
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post May 29 2009, 11:42 PM

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Aiyah all people here talk like they never watch porn or fap.

Why you think every single politician never watch porn eh?
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post May 29 2009, 11:48 PM

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what a shame...he just need to make it private matter only.
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post May 30 2009, 12:26 AM

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Well the way i see it, if he cannot dwelve in politics like last time, the most he could do now is dwelve as a stand up comedian! hahaha

If we forsee the fact he as the title Tun and he was a prime minister, he is quite funny. Does he write those material himself or hired someone like Afdlin or Harith for it?
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QUOTE(old_calculator @ May 30 2009, 12:31 AM)
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eh we considered lucky to have him. he cleans n doesnt nuke thumbup.gif

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jsut wanan see how easy it is
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For years ive been waiting for a PM that watches porn!! yeah
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QUOTE(Hadey @ May 30 2009, 02:28 AM)
For years ive been waiting for a PM that watches porn!! yeah
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mahathir now still can meh?..LOL
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maybe he's just surfing for chua soi lek video.
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adui, mahathir just teh attenshyun hores, and LYN forummers just simply give him all he wants
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QUOTE(quintessential @ May 30 2009, 01:30 AM)
since mahathir advocates dasar pandang ke timur and hates western countries, he shoul watch japanese porns and hentais.
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mmhm, i do too. all my aussie friends leech my JAVs off me.
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hey, i watch Porn too.
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hey, he is funny. biggrin.gif Win!
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First part lulz, end part typical THIRD world mentality.

Just buy filtering software, I don't see first world countries debating this pseudo-issue.
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his joystick dont work anymore... poor dude
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But why must that thing die before me,” he said, bringing down the house.


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QUOTE(timrulez1888 @ May 29 2009, 11:20 PM)
muslim is haram to porn.
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Watch porn not haram but do porn is haram?

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