We have to ask Hell Chef
http://www.hellchef.com/
I think we gonna have chickens...

my ex is getting married

i guess i'm ok... my heart keep hurting... why?

  i got so many ex meh

my boyfriend just proposed to me yesterday. without a ring. i reject straight.

smart.
on the phone cannot meh?

i'm not feeling sad anymore
but i dunwan to go their wedding... izzit ok?

i dunwan to go cuz she's pregnant now

Since it may be the last time to see her, if you can handle it, you should go

yeah like 25 mins
why?
u  gave her lotsa bad memories?

not "what you cum already?" meh

which is?
woi
please be compassionate towards our dear friend
later he go zoo negara and jump into white tiger den

lets start a band cal MILF Mother I Love to Fly

*sings to the tune of unfaithful by rihana*

i dont want to be a murderer

she dun even invite me.... i heard my friend

Weird Hokkien song, should be fun and interesting 

When i was young, i like to attend wedding banquet....free food and most importantly, opportunity to know other people 

Depends loh...

Most of my wedding banquet visits were of my father's friends' weddings, meaning, sometimes i can talk with new person

Two of my friends, were found by this method

7 chai wwlai still working with you ?

u're getting close with kampung O_O

Truthfully, SC and some of earlier works in other places, has made me changed...

you mean there's no ethics in spanaring ?
what you guys work as lulz, was wondering if you guys still play badminton ?
would love to lulz