police : hey, encik , u tau apa salah u?

me : mana ada salah? saya ikut undang undang.

police : u U-turn tadi , u tak boleh u turn sana sebab tak ada sign board !

me : apa~! encik, saya sudah 3tahon tinggal kawasn sini, sudah lebih 100kali saya U turn sini. sekarang encik kata tak boleh u turn?!

police : tak ADA SIGN BOARD CAKAP BOLEH U-TURN !!!

me : nanti sekejap encik, (i make 1 phone call to JPJ HQ, consult one of the high rank officer there he was my friend)

police : apa lu buat, ambil IC saya kena bagi saman.

me : encik pulis , sekarang saya cakap sama JPJ officer. dia kata, xdak U signbord U turn x salah. so, skrang macam mana? encik mau cakap sama dia tak? (and he refuse to talk to this officer because he heard the JPJ officer name i just talk loud)
atau saya ikut you balik balai buat lapuran polis.

police : ...........silent for 5seconds then walk toward his car. came to me.. kamu boleh pergi.



p/s: should keep 1 copy of undang undang booklet just incase they accusing you then you can show them the law.