PeinKen also not bad... 

dont let me chop you alive and feed my dogs for dinner.

if ada bf i wont come singles club leh.  

u're one of them

then why say 50% unless u're one of them

Can i join? Do you guys have a membership fee?

instead of theres alot of fish in the water, theres alot of buaya in this club.

very suspicious.
only time can tell if its true. before i can give you the chop 'safe to go out with'
youre 1 of the buaya too?
those who say they are not is the biggest buaya.

aaaaaaaaaaaaa.adafaefa %@$@#$@#$*@#%^@#*%(@#%7

Gustave sounds like a character in Beauty and The Beast..

i'm auntie...

i'm outta here.... too dangerous

no thanks. i need to sleep early tonight. need to teman my daddy watch football at 2.45. i promise him ill bring him go mamak to watch with him already.

Then when is barcelona vs chelsea?