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I rented one of my room to a guy. A very weird guy.

He never talk to us.
He cooks in his own room.
He dries his clothes in his own room.
He NEVER come out unless it's really necessary.
He urinates in a potty and throw it early in the morning, make the small bathroom stinks.
He poo in the toilet and never flushes. The last time we spotted a 30 cm long shit in it.
He NEVER open his windows.

He sleep on the floor even after we bought him a new bedset (we pity him ma). When we give the mattress to him, instead of thanking us he close the door damm fast almost kepit my hand.

Oh, and finally, he stinks.

On the good side, he pay his rent on time. No longer pay rent on time. Even if he pay rent, he slips it under my door.

But he uses a lot of electricity. Our bills jumped RM50 after renting to him.

How?

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Update 23/02 :
In my attempt to scout his room and see whether he have a housemate inside or not, I found out that HE CHANGED HIS LOCK. It's a completely different door knob but same color. How could I not notice!!!

Dear /k/, wat now?


Update 23/02 :
I'm gonna knock again and if he still dun wanna open I'm gonna break one of the window panes and get your /k/ pics.


Update 23/02 :
And so I broke the window, and saw this? Pictar


Update 24/02 :
This morning before going to work, I went to check on the window. Erm, it's replaced.

Feeling weird, so I look around lor.. takkan he so fast replace ma. Then I realized he took one of the panes from the window in the kitchen to replace it to his own room wan.

Got ask permission or not? Nope?

For those who questioned me about privacy, well..

I'll list the offence stuff which disturbs me for a while here.

1. He changed the lock without my permission. Meaning prevent landlord from entering his room. This already went against the tenancy agreement. I can evict him.
2. He replaced the pane with one from the shared area. Without permission?
3. The 30cm crap. Whether it's done on purpose or not.
4. I didn't say you can pee in your room. It's unhygienic and it's written in the agreement.
5. Cooking in the room. Fire hazard. Danger to the landlord and other occupant.
6. The room stinks. Not cooking smell. But it just stinks.
7. Anti-social behavior. Yes you can have your own privacy. But we saw you sleeping on cardboards and we were nice to buy a bedset and a mattress for you. But you just shut us out almost injuring the landlord.
8. Unavailable for discussion. We knocked. Non stop.

These are enough for me to open his door and capture any evidence of indecent / weird behavior. Also capture the existence of weird stuff and overcrowding his room.

However, I still can't find the evidence of the sudden electricity spike.

Hmm, what's next? Talking to him might not work, he won't open the door. He only slips rental under my door, other than that, erm.. it's hard to see him.


Update 24/02 :
Right now I'm confused.

It's easier to evict him, but it's pitiful also since he's so shy and weird.

But keeping him here, how can we help him if he doesn't help himself?

And, it's a nuisance wake up to foul smell from the toilet. He din flush after emptying his potty.

The only way is to talk to him, but he doesn't wanna come out. Throwing a party might get him out, or might not. We're organizing a get together cooking thing tomolo. See whether he come out or not.


Update 25/02 :
And so we talked. Gay guy saw him going out so he stopped him and call me out of my room.

Me : Eh we need to talk
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Me : We noticed you changed the lock.
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Me : We noticed you throw urine in the morning.
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Me : We also noticed you cook in the room with a gas stove the steamboat one.
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Me : We also never seen you hang clothes in the designated area.
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Me : ...
Gay : Why you do so?
Me : We're afraid of fire when you cook, it's dangerous.
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Gay : You understand ma? We are not finding trouble with you, if you got problem tell us.
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Me : Erm, if you change the lock, the landlord should have a spare key. Can you gimme a spare?
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Me : We also need to go into your room now to inspect a bit. Our electricity spiked high and we suspect it's from your room.

Weirdo : *runs into the room and lock his door*

Me and gay guy
So we knocked the door.

Gay : HELLO, can open up? We're just asking questions. Dun scare.
Me : Yeah it's ok. We just wanna get to know you

Then we knocked. And knocked. And even shout from the window.

No response.

Is he dead?


Update 26/02 :
This morning I woke up and open the door for fresh air, end up greeted by fresh pee smell. I wonder if he know English / Mandarin.


Update 27/02 :
Yesterday tried to give him twisties. As expected he open his door kecik kecik and say dowan.

This morning no pee smell. Hmm.. I din check got crap or not, dowan check.

Eh if drugs found inside then I will kena hang also meh?

But his room does smell like got dead rat / rotten food inside. It stinks.

Any other things that smell like dead rat except dead rat?


Update 01/03 :
BTW today padlock hilang. I knock his door, he open sikit and belum sempat I ask, he closed to door jor. Then I shout, got see the padlock or not? He din answer...

APELA!!!


Update 03/03 :
He no pay rent!!!

Asking my gay housemate to write notice in Chinese and I'll write English and BM also, see he understand or not.

不要在房间里小便!!
Don't urinate in the room!!
Jangan kencing dalam bilik!!


Update 04/03 :
Summary of what happened this morning Clicky for pictar
And for those who don't understand the pictar


Update 06/03 :
Finally, face off.
Face off part 2.
Face off part 3.
And then, dinner time. Clicky for pictar.


Update 07/03 :
He really like this wan lor..


Update 12/03 :
After 5 not so peaceful day here you go pictar clicky


Update 19/03 :
MIA for a week since the last update. He changed his door lock back to his "personal" door lock. I knock on the door, nobody's home. So I broke the glass, I saw his tent is setup again and he's not in his room.

Notice of eviction already given begining of March. It was slipped under his door coz he was anti-social.

For those who wonder why I need to break the glass instead of bending the steel thing that support the glass, well the steel thing is rusty. If I bend it, then no need to repair already coz it will be broken. Hence, I have to chip a little bit of the window glass to get it out so that I can peep inside.


Update 26/03 :
5 more days to halau him. Wish me luck.


Update 29/03 :
Saw weirdo go tuang kencing.

Me : OI!!
Weirdo : *runs to room and close door*
Me : *knock knock* WOI!! REMEMBER BY TUESDAY YOU NEED TO MOVE OUT!!
Weirdo : ...
Me : You're quiet, I assume you understand the content of both notices I slipped under your door.
Weirdo : ...

So, I've made it clear. And, I think it would be hard for me to clean up the tapes on the window panes.


Update 31/03 :
Today is the day. According to plan, 18 muscle man gay guys gonna come and help to evict him. But only 15 turn up (also considered good).

We are having dinner now, let them finish their meal first.

We invited the weirdo to makan, but he responded with rustle rustle and mumbling at the other side of the door. Guess he don't wanna makan. So, finish makan and we will execute our plan.


Update 31/03 :
Too long, sendiri cari http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/982900?author=suiteng

This post has been edited by suiteng: Apr 16 2009, 09:57 PM

Hang on, still makaning. Lemme go and get more hotdogs.

Finished makan.. now washing plates.

Ok guys, finished washing plates. Some guys are clearing the rubbish. We are preparing for face off now.

Ok all ready. BRB guys.

Ok guys, I'm back.

So after dinner, washed the plates and took out the trash.. we face off with the weirdo.

We knocked and knocked and knocked. He dowan to open the door. As expected.

A bit

So I yelled la, takkan wan those guys to yell, right?

Me : OPEN THE DOOR, we need to talk.
Weirdo : *mumble mumble and some stuff are being knocked over in his room*

Me and the rest goes

Me : Eh, got sound inside means got ppl right?
Gay housemate : Yalor.. we need to kick open the door?
Me : No no, not yet.

Wait lar.. I wanna update but if I type the whole story then will wait a long time la..

Lemme explain 1 by 1 lar..

So, I call out to the weirdo again.

Me : Wei, open the door please. We dun wanna break the door.
Weirdo : Wait.
Me : Why cannot just open the door? You changed the lock, I have no spare key.
Weirdo : Wait wait.
Me : ... I said now.

Then I heard him clearing some stuff inside, coz got a lot of noise. Then. he open the door.

Weirdo : Looking for me?
Me : Yes, for many days. I want to remind you of the notice I've slipped under the door.
Weirdo : What notice?
Me : Don't act cute. I'm pissed off.
Gay housemate : We wrote both in chinese and english, which part you dun understand?
Me : You're supposed to move out today. The new tenant will move in tonight *points to one of the muscle gay*

I'm trying to recall each detail of the conversation wei..

Something like that but fully clothed ok

I got kesian him before, but leh, he still throw pee in the toilet and dun flush wan leh.. to the extend of covering his face with penutup periuk. Somemore axion not spotted when he go and wash plates.

Weird or not? You want him in your house meh?

So I pointed to one muscle guy, the muscle guy Hi~!

Weirdo : But I'm not ready yet, haven't find a place to move.
Me : Why didn't you find? I have given you notice for a month.
Weirdo : I can't find.
Me : So now you start talking? I knocked on your door for days!!!
Gay01 : Wait, dun angry first. I wanna listen to him talk.
Gay02 : Gay housemate told me that he also got knock his door when you're working, but he did not answer.
Me : See what I mean? We tried to communicate with you but you didn't answer.
Weirdo : I wasn't at home.
Me : I suppose you keep things that we shouldn't see? I heard noises inside when I knocked on your door.
Weirdo : No.
Me : Go away *grabbed him and push him out to the living room*
Gay housemate : I check his room.
Weirdo : WAIT!!!

True. If he had responded after I give him the notice or answered the door when I was knocking, I would have give him a chance.

So my gay housemate opened the door, guess what he saw?

All wrong. Man.. I also dunno how to update. Sure kena flame 9 9 wan

He saw.. a woman inside

Gay housemate : WTF??? Who is this?
Me : *still no clue of what he saw* WHAT?
Gay housemate : A WOMAN!!
Me : WAFFAK??
Gay housemate : An old woman is in the room!!
Me :
Weirdo : *starts shivering, with all the muscle gays surrounding him*