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TSfunnyTONE
post Nov 26 2008, 12:15 AM, updated 16y ago

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This is a transcript of the worlds dummest hacker on an IRC channel. The original can be found here: http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm

The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue.


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    * b****checker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    * b****checker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <b****checker> why do you kick me
    <b****checker> can't you discus normally
    <b****checker> answer!
    <Elch> we didn't kick you
    <Elch> you had a ping timeout: * b****checker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    <b****checker> what ping man
    <b****checker> the timing of my pc is right
    <b****checker> i even have dst
    <b****checker> you banned me
    <b****checker> amit it you son of a b****
    <HopperHunter|afk> LOL
    <HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
    <b****checker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
    <b****checker> for two weaks already
    <b****checker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
    <Elch> You're a real computer expert
    <b****checker> shut up i hack you
    <Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
    <b****checker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
    <Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
    <Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
    <Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
    <b****checker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
    <Elch> Now I'm frightened
    <b****checker> shut up you'll be gone
    <b****checker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
    <b****checker> say goodbye
    <Elch> to whom?
    <b****checker> to you man
    <b****checker> buy buy
    <Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
    * b****checker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)


What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

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    * b****checker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <b****checker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
    <Metanot> lol
    <Elch> b****checker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
    <b****checker> you're so stupid man
    <b****checker> say buy buy
    <Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
    <b****checker> buy buy elch
    * b****checker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.


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    * b****checker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <b****checker> elch you son of a b****
    <Metanot> b****checker how old are you?
    <Elch> What's up b****checker?
    <b****checker> you have a frie wal
    <b****checker> fire wall
    <Elch> maybe, i don't know
    <b****checker> i'm 26
    <Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
    <Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
    <Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
    <b****checker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
    <b****checker> be a man turn that shit off
    <Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
    <b****checker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
    <Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
    <Elch> yes b****checker is trying to hack me
    <Metanot> he b****checker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
    <b****checker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
    <Metanot> what firewall do you have?
    <b****checker> like a girl
    <Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
    <He> b**** give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
    <b****checker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
    <Elch> Noo
    <Metanot> he b****checker why turn it off, you should turn it off
    <b****checker> you're afraid
    <b****checker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
    <b****checker> elch turn off your shit wall!
    <Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
    <b****checker> shut up
    <Metanot> lol
    <b****checker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
    <b****checker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall




He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.



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    <Elch> b****checker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
    <Metanot> b****hacker can't hack
    <Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
    <b****checker> wort man
    <Elch> b****checker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
    <Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
    <b****checker> man do you want a virus
    <b****checker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
    <Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
    <Elch> 127.0.0.1
    <Elch> it's easy
    <b****checker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
    <b****checker> and are the first files being deleted
    <Elch> mom...
    <Elch> i'll take a look




In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?


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    <b****checker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a b****
    <Elch> that's bad
    <b****checker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
    <Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
    <b****checker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. b****checker was comforting me with a music tip.

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    <b****checker> tupac rules
    <b****checker> elch you son of a b**** your f: is gone and e: too




Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?



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    <b****checker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
    <He> why doesn't meta say anything
    <Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
    <Black<TdV>> ^^
    <b****checker> your d: is gone
    <He> go on b****



The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! b****checker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.



QUOTE
    <b****checker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
    <b****checker> i'm already at c: 30 percent




Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?



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    * b****checker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)




Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "b****checker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

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post Nov 26 2008, 12:20 AM

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golden repost ==
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post Nov 26 2008, 12:24 AM

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WTF!? HHAHAAAHAHAHA!!!! SO FRIGGIN STOOPIG!!!

sorry for the caps but i'm just too excited...
Mineral_Water
post Nov 26 2008, 12:30 AM

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Old is Gold.

Sorry, this have been posted
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post Nov 26 2008, 12:31 AM

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erm...i just have one question. Isn't 127.0.0.1 a private IP? How do you hack a private ip from a external network? -.-"
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post Nov 26 2008, 12:38 AM

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127.0.0.1 will point back to yourself.u can google it out for the details.

was gold back in the day and still is.
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post Nov 26 2008, 12:38 AM

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I dunno how to explain it in a smart way, so the plain info is that its the IP address of your own terminal aka your PC.
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post Nov 26 2008, 12:42 AM

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I lol at the part the hacker blame on firewall for his failed attempt.
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post Nov 26 2008, 12:42 AM

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127.0.0.1 = localhost = you yourself
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post Nov 26 2008, 12:44 AM

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127.0.0.1 is localhost
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post Nov 26 2008, 12:48 AM

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localhost is 127.0.0.1
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post Nov 26 2008, 12:49 AM

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127.0.0.1 = localhost. haha. great joke. rclxms.gif

This post has been edited by mrradiance9: Nov 26 2008, 12:56 AM
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post Nov 26 2008, 12:53 AM

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lol... this joke shud be show to those who taking Computer Security biggrin.gif
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post Nov 26 2008, 01:07 AM

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I LOL harder and harder as he says your F: is gone, your G: is gone, blah blah blah. And DST, This is the LULZ!!! rclxms.gif
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post Nov 26 2008, 01:07 AM

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what's so funny? i dont think there's such program nowadays. probably 10 years back.
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post Nov 26 2008, 01:12 AM

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QUOTE(HappyPic @ Nov 26 2008, 01:07 AM)
what's so funny? i dont think there's such program nowadays. probably 10 years back.
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well there is program framework like Metasploit that enable u to perform some hacking... google it to know more
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post Nov 26 2008, 07:16 AM

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Is it bad that i saw the joke title and knew what the joke was?
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post Nov 26 2008, 09:53 AM

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QUOTE(yen223 @ Nov 26 2008, 07:16 AM)
Is it bad that i saw the joke title and knew what the joke was?
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post Nov 26 2008, 11:49 AM

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this jokes mean the b****checker delete his own pc data ar? not quite understand about networking@hack field notworthy.gif notworthy.gif can somebody explain in simple word.. sweat.gif
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