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post Jan 26 2008, 06:12 PM


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post Jan 27 2008, 07:42 PM


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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 24 2008, 06:53 PM)
Apologies
There once was a girl who wasn't feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty.
The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every time someone apologized to her her boobs would increase by one size.
So the girl is walking down the street and someone bumps into her and says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and the woman's boobs went up one size.
Then someone accidentally stepped on her foot and said, "I'm sorry," and her boobs got one size bigger.
Then she's walking down the street and a man from India bumps into her and says, "Oh my god! A thousand apologies!"
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reminds me of a penis joke which grows way toooo long
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post Jan 27 2008, 09:17 PM


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and also the one got too short
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post Jan 28 2008, 02:09 PM


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Promotion


The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice- chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?" "Thanks," said the employee. "Thanks?" the boss replied.a "Is that all you can say?" "I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad."
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post Jan 28 2008, 03:01 PM


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kns...gam tou tak?? (liddat also can??)
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post Jan 29 2008, 10:26 AM


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I'd Love to Be Six Again


A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear--everything there was! Wow!

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola, and MandMs. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

One eye opened. The wife said, "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
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post Jan 29 2008, 11:33 AM


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size 6? thats so freaking small lol
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post Jan 29 2008, 04:33 PM


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QUOTE(jones007 @ Jan 29 2008, 11:33 AM)
size 6? thats so freaking small lol
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rclxms.gif She wan to be tat thin.
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post Jan 31 2008, 01:10 PM


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Running In Nude.


This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.

One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband is home early!"

The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like crazy out there and I'm naked!" She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!" So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window!

When he landed outside he was in the middle of a "running marathon," so he started to run along beside the others - only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes over his arm.

One of the runners asked, "Do you always run in the nude?"

He answered, while gasping for breath, "Oh yes. It feels so free having the air blow over my skin while I'm running."

Another runner then asked the nude lover, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?"

The naked lover answered breathlessly, "Oh yes. That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car and just go straight home without a shower!"

The marathon runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

The nude man answered, "Only if it's raining..."
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post Jan 31 2008, 01:15 PM


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lol protect the brother cukup
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post Jan 31 2008, 02:23 PM


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Lol.Raincoat for the little brother.
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post Jan 31 2008, 04:33 PM


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My "Affairs"


MyGF was away on a company training trip. Though I was very busy, It's my chance to have some "happiness" that would be forbidden by her.

So, after a tiring and depressing workday, I rushed to the designated place and there it was, much to my relieve.

The girl asked, "You want?" "Of course!" I quipped.
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I don't want to go into details of the transaction. But I do have pictures of my "happiness"

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post Jan 31 2008, 09:40 PM


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prawn crackers? lol
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 31 2008, 05:33 PM)
My "Affairs"
MyGF was away on a company training trip. Though I was very busy, It's my chance to have some "happiness" that would be forbidden by her.

So, after a tiring and depressing workday, I rushed to the designated place and there it was, much to my relieve.

The girl asked, "You want?" "Of course!" I quipped.
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I don't want to go into details of the transaction. But I do have pictures of my "happiness"

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i tot u work for mamee???
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post Jan 31 2008, 10:49 PM


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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 31 2008, 04:33 PM)
My "Affairs"
MyGF was away on a company training trip. Though I was very busy, It's my chance to have some "happiness" that would be forbidden by her.

So, after a tiring and depressing workday, I rushed to the designated place and there it was, much to my relieve.

The girl asked, "You want?" "Of course!" I quipped.
..
...
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I don't want to go into details of the transaction. But I do have pictures of my "happiness"

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

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blur blur here
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your gf forbid crackers? huh.gif
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post Feb 1 2008, 12:26 AM


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he is banned from msg by the doctor and also the gf..
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@misfit: botak lor... tongue.gif
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post Feb 1 2008, 12:35 AM


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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 31 2008, 04:33 PM)
My "Affairs"
MyGF was away on a company training trip. Though I was very busy, It's my chance to have some "happiness" that would be forbidden by her.

So, after a tiring and depressing workday, I rushed to the designated place and there it was, much to my relieve.

The girl asked, "You want?" "Of course!" I quipped.
..
...
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I don't want to go into details of the transaction. But I do have pictures of my "happiness"

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WOOT i love prawn crackers!! Always like to eat them when i was young.
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post Feb 1 2008, 12:57 AM


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oh ok haha biggrin.gif
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post Feb 1 2008, 01:04 AM


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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 31 2008, 04:33 PM)
My "Affairs"
MyGF was away on a company training trip. Though I was very busy, It's my chance to have some "happiness" that would be forbidden by her.

So, after a tiring and depressing workday, I rushed to the designated place and there it was, much to my relieve.

The girl asked, "You want?" "Of course!" I quipped.
..
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I don't want to go into details of the transaction. But I do have pictures of my "happiness"

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LOL!!!!

Now,you got your own relationship joke.Dont let your gf find out. icon_idea.gif

Didnt eat this kind of cracker for a long time adi.
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