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post Jan 21 2008, 01:59 PM


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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 21 2008, 08:52 AM)
What is love?
...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, but
when later you realise, you have already missed the person."
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post Jan 21 2008, 02:04 PM


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laugh.gif its to compliment joke #16
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post Jan 21 2008, 02:13 PM


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now that you mentioned, we survived a year biggrin.gif
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post Jan 21 2008, 02:15 PM


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one year relationship jokes.... hehehe... no wonder i'm running out of new jokes doh.gif
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post Jan 21 2008, 02:55 PM


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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 21 2008, 02:04 PM)
laugh.gif its to compliment joke #16
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joke #16?
you meant this 1?
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btw did the italian woman close her eyes for 2 days?
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post Jan 21 2008, 03:07 PM


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QUOTE(kenny B @ Jan 21 2008, 02:55 PM)
joke #16?
you meant this 1?
» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

btw did the italian woman close her eyes for 2 days?
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got whack until blind.
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post Jan 21 2008, 05:22 PM


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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 21 2008, 02:15 PM)
one year relationship jokes.... hehehe... no wonder i'm running out of new jokes doh.gif
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post Jan 21 2008, 10:16 PM


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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 21 2008, 08:52 AM)
What is love?

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat
field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back
to pick."
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,
but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger
one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to
realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he
knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher
told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, but
when later you realise, you have already missed the person.
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read this 1 before. still sad.

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post Jan 22 2008, 04:06 AM


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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 21 2008, 08:52 AM)
What is love?

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat
field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back
to pick."
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,
but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger
one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to
realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he
knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher
told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, but
when later you realise, you have already missed the person.
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OMG.. this is sooo truueeee... ohmy.gif
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post Jan 22 2008, 09:15 AM


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Joke Post #16 this one la! http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopi...post&p=10028714
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post Jan 22 2008, 09:17 AM


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Black Magic


An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:

Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said. . .
"Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"
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post Jan 22 2008, 10:18 AM


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post Jan 23 2008, 01:59 PM


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The little sexy housewife


The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her. When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . . well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret." The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!""And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door . . ." "Yes yes!""Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
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post Jan 24 2008, 01:01 AM


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post Jan 24 2008, 06:53 PM


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Apologies


There once was a girl who wasn't feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty.
The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every time someone apologized to her her boobs would increase by one size.
So the girl is walking down the street and someone bumps into her and says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and the woman's boobs went up one size.
Then someone accidentally stepped on her foot and said, "I'm sorry," and her boobs got one size bigger.
Then she's walking down the street and a man from India bumps into her and says, "Oh my god! A thousand apologies!"
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post Jan 24 2008, 08:41 PM


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lol at the black magic, the old man dig his way to hell
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post Jan 24 2008, 08:48 PM


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post Jan 25 2008, 12:39 AM


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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 24 2008, 06:53 PM)
Apologies
There once was a girl who wasn't feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty.
The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every time someone apologized to her her boobs would increase by one size.
So the girl is walking down the street and someone bumps into her and says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and the woman's boobs went up one size.
Then someone accidentally stepped on her foot and said, "I'm sorry," and her boobs got one size bigger.
Then she's walking down the street and a man from India bumps into her and says, "Oh my god! A thousand apologies!"
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ZOMGWTFBBQ size? shocking.gif

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post Jan 25 2008, 12:55 AM


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