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post Nov 13 2009, 01:52 PM


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This guy has a spare $30 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever.

He goes out, he gets one, then he brings her home.

They have hours of hardcore sex. Then she leaves when he falls asleep.

The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has crabs, he goes and finds the hooker again and says, "Hey, B1tch, you gave me crabs!"

She replies, "Well for $30 what did you expect, Lobsters?"
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Nov 17 2009, 11:03 AM)
...discovers that he has crabs...


pardon my ignorance, I guess "crabs" here means something else that just as animal, can anyone enlighten me?

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QUOTE(Kravo @ Nov 17 2009, 08:31 PM)
pardon my ignorance, I guess "crabs" here means something else that just as animal, can anyone enlighten me?
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Sexually transmitted disease. Pubic lice I think.
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