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Starcraft 2 Jokes, funny Visual Art and Songs., lets put em' all in this thread
Starcraft 2 Jokes, funny Visual Art and Songs., lets put em' all in this thread
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Aug 13 2010, 12:55 AM, updated 8y ago
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Aug 13 2010, 02:51 AM
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Its not about Starcraft 2 ,but this is really funny.
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Aug 13 2010, 02:53 AM
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lol refinery comment.
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Aug 17 2010, 03:27 AM
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Dear Kerrigan,
My boyfriend and I have been together for three years. He can be very sweet, but he doesn't have a job and he spends every night playing video games. Whenever I ask him to spend time with me, he says he can't because it's raid night and he is the tank. I don't want to begrudge him the time he spends with his friends, but it seems like every night is raid night. My mom says, if I love him and I am patient, he'll see what I'm worth and he'll change. But my friends say a man will never change, so I should either get used to it, or get out. What should I do? Sincerely, Konfused on Korhal Kerrigan: Dear Konfused, Your story reminds me of the time I fell in love with the acid-spewing canopy-crawlers of Forest-world VI. Whenever I tried to get close to them, they fired jets of hot bile at me and then went scampering off through the treetops. But I knew how to make them come around; I ordered my cerebrates to build a hive cluster, and then we systematically consumed all the organic life, until the entire planet was barren and covered with creep. We've since incorporated the genetic material of the canopy crawlers into our new banelings, and I just couldn't be happier. The moral of the story is this: if you wait for a man to change, you'll be waiting forever, no matter how much you love him. You must force him to assimilate. Once you do, he will be compliant, although he will have a slightly increased tendency to explode. But, whatever happens with your boyfriend, keep in mind that it won't matter in the long run. The Zerg are going to kill all of you anyway. Keep the faith, Sister. Kerrigan Career Change Dear Kerrigan, Since I was a young Protoss, I always wanted to be a Dragoon. As soon as I was of age, I applied to Dragoon school, and after seven years of rigorous training, I achieved my goal. I got everything I thought I wanted, and I've never been so unhappy. Being a dragoon seems glamorous from a distance, but much of the day-to-day work is unpleasant and distasteful. And the recession has really pinched dragooning opportunities; there have been numerous rounds of layoffs in my company, and if they can cut the templars, nobody is safe. I've been having panic attacks. I really want to leave my job and do something different, but I'm so heavily invested in my career. I have a lot of student debt, and my body is physically fused into the dragoon exoskeleton. Is there a way to be happy doing what I'm doing? Is it crazy for me to consider a career change? Sincerely, My Life For Aiur Kerrigan Sez: Dear Aiur, The solution to your problem is the same as the solution to most other problems: the Swarm. We have experienced professional zerglings on call 24/7 to dismantle your exoskeleton. We also offer the fastest retraining program in the galaxy, available to you at no charge. You won't believe how quickly you'll be put to use serving the Swarm! And you have my guarantee that once you make the decision to walk into a hive of Zerg, you'll never have to worry about your student loans or your career prospects again. Remember: The Zerg are just here to help. Kisses, Kerrigan Source : http://sea.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/26773198#1 had to search and pick this out since its my fav |
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Aug 17 2010, 09:54 AM
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those were pretty funny
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Aug 17 2010, 12:05 PM
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Cool!! LOL, we should have more of these Kerrigan advice columns LOL
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Aug 19 2010, 02:33 AM
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i lol'ed on "Im future pro who plays right."
I luv cheese <3 even though im still not good at it. |
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Aug 19 2010, 08:54 AM
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LOL ~
da kerringan column is funny... this thread is nicee...cure office boringness...lolz keep em coming !! |
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Aug 19 2010, 10:03 AM
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Friend told me about it on sc2 forums
Day 1 I just got spawned! There was another guy in my egg, though. Not too sure what to think about that. The creep looks pretty cool, I guess. My job is mostly running around the base. Nothing too awesome going on. Day 2 A whole mess of Zerglings just got spawned recently. Met up with a whole platoon of them. There were so many I couldn't even remember all their names. Most of them are pretty cool, but some are suspicious as to what our purpose is going to be. Day 3 The queen sent Zergling #21 to a 'watchtower'. Not entirely sure what his job is. According to other people, he just has to stand there all day. Sounds like he got the easy job! Day 3.5 Zergling #21's corpse was found about 3 minutes after being deployed. He had 5 Gauss Rifle bullets in his chest. The queen sent Zerglings #22-24 to go to the watchtower. Day 4 There was much lament for Zergling #21. Some of my friends are saying that we're all in a suicide mission. I think they're wrong. We're soldiers, not expendable beasts. Day 6 Day 5 was too hectic...there were six more funerals today. The queen declared she wanted some 'scouting information' and that they served their purpose. More skeptics are arising amongst us. Some zerglings are speaking of a revolt. Day 7 We all got our wings today! Everyone's suspicions of a tyranny are being quelled by the minute. All the zerglings are much more pleased to be moving so much faster. Day 8 Our entire army has recently received orders to rush into the enemies' base. Our primary objective is to attack SCVs and run around in circles behind other zerglings attacking SCVs. Day 11 There was a wall. There was a god damn wall. We couldn't break through. No matter how many chewed at the supply depot, we couldn't get through the damned thing. We were forced to retreat, losing 7 more soldiers to a small marine force piled behind the depots. The queen had no comment on this matter. The standard funeral is now being postponed by the swarm for 'important measures'. Day 15 Mutalisks have begun to be trained at the hatchery. Our queen says they will solve the problem that the wall is causing. I can only hope at this point. I've seen too much. Day 16 We've gotten recent orders to back up the mutalisk force in our impending attack. Our main goal is still hazy to me, as the mutalisks should be doing most of the work... Day 21 I've lost all faith in the swarm. Have you ever seen the bits of your comrades fly past you by a single shot of a Crucio Shock Cannon? Have you ever been so close to the heat of an Hellion that it takes you a minute to realize that your best friend is burning alive? I was hearing every tendon snapping and sinew ripping of my fellow Zerglings. The distorted looks on their faces as they realize they've been hit directly in the skull by a sniper round. I barely escaped. I should be dead; just like the rest of my platoon. It was only me and 6 others that got away. Over 38 died. We weren't an army. We were a distraction. The mutalisks were in on it, too. They took out probably 10, maybe 20 SCVs. But how many soldiers was it worth? How much do we have to sacrifice to win this war?! Day 23 We can see the Terran forces coming over the horizon. They are armed with 2 of those infernal tanks and 4 gigantic mechanical monstrosities I've never seen before. I can taste my death. Day 34 The Terran are toying with us. The tanks lie just outside of our homeland supported by rotating missile turrets in every which way. We are being contained. Our supplies are running low, we will be out of minerals soon. Day 47 We have lost all of our resources. An army of Hydralisks and Mutalisks stand before me and my 6 Zergling companions. Our final attack is near. Day 48 The queen has ordered me to 'test the front'. Alone. Diary of a Siege Tank Day 48 Spilled some coffee on myself during an attack. My life sucks. |
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Aug 19 2010, 11:23 AM
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « lol at the tank guy |
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Aug 19 2010, 11:29 AM
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I think the siege tank should have said FML.
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Aug 19 2010, 03:04 PM
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The diary of a zergling post is quite good!
Feels kinda sad for it in a way, but that's how we play zergs too. |
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Aug 19 2010, 09:16 PM
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does kerrigan have a blog? bwaahahahaha
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Aug 20 2010, 09:43 AM
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Aug 20 2010, 09:51 AM
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deng being zerg sure is sad. >_<
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Aug 23 2010, 10:51 AM
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Aug 23 2010, 11:06 AM
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Copy pasted from the mothership thread.
YO MOMMASHIP SO FAT Yo mommaship so fat that I sent a bunch of cracklings at her and she asked for a beer to go with them Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout. Yo Mommaship so fat she uses select all at the dinner table. Yo Mommaship so fat she gives new meaning to the term "Fast Expansion". Yo mommaship is so fat she requires 3 lockdowns. Yo mommaship so fat her hotkey is kfc. Yo Mommaship so fat, she sat on an Ultralisk and it learned Burrow. Yo Mommaship so fat Artanis mistook her for Aiur. Yo mommaship so fat, that you don't need assimilators because you have all the gas you need. Yo Mommaship so fat I didn't need Force Fields to block your Zealots. Yo Mommaship's so fat she cloaks your main AND your expansion. Yo Mommaship so fat she takes an extra 40 seconds to warp in. yo mommaship so fat her food cost has increased from 6 to 8. yo mommaship so fat she used chrono boost on the oven cooking a pizza Yo mommaship so fat, she set her rally point to Burger King. Yo mammaship so fat, you need to grease the sides of the nexus before she can spawn. Yo Mommaship so fat, Blizzard had to nerf her TWICE, just to fit her through the door. |
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Aug 23 2010, 04:14 PM
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Banshee does it in her craft? >_> and medic helps protoss do they even have the batang lol |
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Aug 23 2010, 05:32 PM
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Aug 23 2010, 05:40 PM
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from my twitter(some repost/kopi pasta):
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=146157 zerg queen moe~* http://bit.ly/b99rNv scroll down for more moe zerg. lol. fukken SAVED (nerfnow.com archives) http://nerfnow.com/comic/171 the life of raynor and his newfound love |
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Aug 23 2010, 05:57 PM
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lol'ed at the queen! kawaaiii!
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Aug 23 2010, 06:07 PM
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Awesome moe queen comic LOL !! I loled so hard at this topic.. .this is ACE ! keep em coming ! XD
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Aug 23 2010, 06:39 PM
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QUOTE(Quazacolt @ Aug 23 2010, 05:40 PM) from my twitter(some repost/kopi pasta): http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=146157 zerg queen moe~* http://bit.ly/b99rNv scroll down for more moe zerg. lol. fukken SAVED (nerfnow.com archives) http://nerfnow.com/comic/171 the life of raynor and his newfound love |
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QUOTE(Mavik @ Aug 23 2010, 05:32 PM) This reminds me of thisQUOTE(fujkenasai @ Apr 27 2010, 09:22 PM) and some more old joke postsQUOTE(fujkenasai @ Apr 29 2010, 11:49 AM) QUOTE(fujkenasai @ Mar 8 2010, 02:30 PM) This post has been edited by fujkenasai: Aug 23 2010, 06:53 PM |
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Aug 24 2010, 10:43 AM
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wahahahha, thanks for sharing guys...
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QUOTE(Vorador @ Aug 23 2010, 10:51 AM) Thankyou for sharing the links http://popgo.net/bbs/printthread.php?threadid=507155and I found these Much more from here http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_3f4ac17c0100iuk2.html but its all in ching chiong chon chong chenese. This post has been edited by fujkenasai: Aug 24 2010, 03:29 PM |
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « haha noticed that, but the "impact" wasnt there until you linked the queen with that LOL Added on August 24, 2010, 3:47 pm QUOTE(Grif @ Aug 24 2010, 04:25 AM) from my twitter:http://nerfnow.com/comic/285 sc2 pro vs casual http://nerfnow.com/comic/286 sc2 cheesing http://nerfnow.com/comic/287 and of course theres the koreans This post has been edited by Quazacolt: Aug 24 2010, 03:47 PM |
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I am surprise nobody posted this
Skip to 3.20 if ur lazy This post has been edited by bobohead1988: Aug 24 2010, 05:09 PM |
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Aug 25 2010, 08:17 AM
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^LOL. The ending is epic!
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Aug 25 2010, 12:52 PM
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MOAR! and from its comments: QUOTE Aw... There goes 50 minerals. *Adjutant whispers something* Huh? What? Ah, yes... That poor, poor man. Such a terrible loss. Let's build 5 more and send them to attack the Zerg main base. *Adjutant whispers something* What!? Are you trying to imply that they can't take it down? Look at the man! 5 badass ex convicts can kill anything they see. *adjutant whispers something* Comsat station? Science vessels? Why? *adjutant whispers something* Lurkers? Don't make me laugh. *adjutant commits suicide* and QUOTE if this is the music for building a marine just imagine what the music is like for a battlecruiser |
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DIARY OF AN OVERLORD
Day 1: Born today at a hatchery. Immediately got orders from the Queen of Blades to head out to the other side of the continent. She told me it could be a while, and recommended that I bring along an iPhone and a ton of batteries. Day 2: Going as fast as I can. Almost out of view from the hatchery. Watching a movie on the iPhone. Day 3: Still trucking. Can no longer see the hatchery. Yay. Burning time by trading texts with my overlord buddies. Day 5: Ran out of batteries already. Nooooooo. Day 7: Ran into a birth queen spreading creep below me. She was pretty darn cute. Asked her out. Got shot down. Damn. At least she was nice about it. Day 9: Some zerglings ran by me today. I said hi. They said later fatty, and sped off. Little scrawny pukes. Day 11: 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around.... Day 15: Passed over a zealot today. Stared at each other for a while. Pooped some creep onto him for the hell of it. He didn't appreciate it. Day 15.5: Passed over a few zergling corpses. I think that zealot earlier got those little hotshot pukes. Almost made me regret pooping on him. Day 18: Ran into that same birth queen from before. She was out of energy, and just chilling at the creep edge, waiting. I joked that we should race sometime on non-creep, and she actually laughed. I think she's warming up to me. Her name is Betty, btw. Day 21: Should have brought sunscreen. Owch. Day 27: Had a Romeo and Juliet moment today. Ran into a terran aircraft that had just finished shooting some zergling pukes, but amazingly enough, the terran pilot, she didn't shoot me! We stared at each other for a while, and there was definitely chemistry, I could feel it! Ah, forbidden love. Day 29: Ran into a few hydralisks who hail from the same hatchery as mine. They told me that terran pilot was most likely flying a banshee, which can't shoot airborne targets. I told them to shut their trap, and that they weren't there to feel the sparks fly. They just hating that I'm better looking than them, and almost as fast. Day 32: Just got a telepathic text from the Queen of Blades. The Overmind administrators are gonna push out a DNA code update to all overlords tonight. My very first evolution! So excited! Day 33: Ok. My butthole suddenly got a lot bigger overnight. What. the. hell. Day 33.5: Temporary detour. Queen of Blades told me to pick up four roaches nearby. I asked her what she meant by "pick up", but she didn't reply back. Day 34: Ok, I figured out what she meant by "pick up". Four roaches inside me now. You don't want to know how they got in. Day 36: Dropped off the roaches at the edge of some enemy base. Thank heaven I don't have legs, otherwise I wouldn't be able to walk normally for a week. Day 37: Oh hell no. Queen of Blades wants me to "pick up" a couple Ultralisks?? Day 37.5: Order canceled. During a skirmish, apparently the Ultralisks got stuck in the middle of a bunch of idiot zergling pukes and got blowed up by terran tanks. Part of me feels bad for the ultralisks. Another part of me can't help but feel relieved. You know which part I'm talking about. Day 40: Another DNA code patch coming. Not looking forward to it, if the previous evolution was any indication. I just hope they leave my face alone, I like being pretty. Day 41: Woo hoo! I'm actually fast now, baby! Feeling sleek and sexy, like a Corvette! Day 42: While jetting around, flew over a couple old zergling acquaintances today. Man, they've evolved badly, they're now fat with giant glowing beer bellies, lmao. Who's slow now, ya little @!**s! One of them was crying pretty hard, saying he would never be able to start a family now. I dunno what he was talking about, maybe he's suffering from PTSD. Day 43: Covering a lot of ground now. Went looking for Betty, found her. She was impressed by my quickness, and said I could easily take her in a "foot" race now. We laughed at her joke, and about other things too. She is definitely showing interest in me. Awesome. Day 44: Uh oh, heard an entire lair got taken out by invisible air ships this morning. Emergency DNA code patch coming within the hour. Please, not the face!! Day 44.5: Whoa, I look pretty gnarly now. A slick purple and black, with a lot more eyes all over the place. Hope Betty likes the new look. I think I look even better now, more exotic and stuff. Day 45: Betty is totally hot for me now. She wants me to pick her up next week to go to the movies. I said yes, of course. But now I'm having second thoughts, I'm not sure if she knows how my "pick up" mechanism works. Maybe we can just walk together to the movies. Well, I can't walk, but, you know what I mean. Day 45.5: Got officially promoted, my new title is "overseer". Nice to see my hard work paying off. Betty texted me a grats message, too. What a cool chick. Day 46: The terrans dropped a freaking nuke onto us today. Queen of Blades sending me to this random corner of our territory. Not sure why. Whatever, looking forward to next week with Betty. Day 48: Seeing something weird in the distance. It's a terran woman, but she's translucent, somehow. I don't get it. Going in for a closer look, she looks kinda hot from here. Day 48.5: %!@% %!@% %!@%, I asked the Terran woman for her phone number, and she shot me down. Literally! I'm falling to the ground as I speak, iPhone record function, don't fail me now! Betty, I'm so sorry, this terran woman meant nothing to me, I hope you can forgive me - DIARY OF A GHOST NAMED NOVA: Day 48.5: Slow day today. Shot down one of those big ugly Zerg balloons while it gurgled at me. For a moment, I felt like the Zerg thing was checking out my butt, too. Weird. SOS |
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Aug 28 2010, 07:08 PM
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Sep 2 2010, 09:42 AM
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nice diaries
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Sep 4 2010, 11:55 AM
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QUOTE For when http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessag...?topic_id=94732 just isn't enough ... This guide assumes you're an average TL.netter -- i.e., you have a penis and want to stick it in a vagina. Moreover, it assumes you are the typical "nice guy" that just can't get himself a girlfriend or get laid. You're smart, you're not hideous, but you just don't know what to do around girls. Never fear -- this quick three-part guide will show you The Way.[1] Footnotes (like that one) are red, and point to the end of the article. Step 1. Getting to sex Look -- every single one of your predecessors managed to get laid. Every single one of them. And YOU'RE going to be the one that f***s it all up. Do you know that guy in Proleague, whose teammates have squeezed out hard-earned wins, who comes onstage and promptly chokes on a cock and throws away everything his teammates worked for? That's you. Yes, you are an SKT T1 Zerg.[2] Do you know why? It's because you think about it too much. Haven't you noticed that when you're really trashed, at a party, and your whole frontal lobe is on vacation somewhere on Aiur, you're sometimes just somehow able to grab that cute girl by the waist and twirl her on the dance floor? And then when you're sober again, you're way too awkward to follow up? To put it plainly, you are hard-wired to reproduce. So the very first step is to realize that somewhere within you, you actually know what to do. And it's not hard. You're just trying to pile on too much of your own thinking, and quite frankly, how has that worked out for you so far? You've been stereotyped into the Smart One, or the Nerdy One, and that's taken over your psyche. You don't think of yourself as a sexual being, you don't sexually self-actualize. You don't convey masculinity or sexual aggression. Quit thinking you're smarter than the 3 billion base pairs in your genome and 4 billion years of evolution, and let it guide you. Now, I won't bore you with the obvious stuff. Of course you should be stylish, of course you should work out, and of course you should be smart and funny and athletic. Nor am I going to tell you to do all that PUA stuff, where you act like a total ******* and she rips your pants off right there because you're so f***ing attractive once you kicked her dog or something. Nor should you carry around those lame magic tricks to impress boneheaded girls with. There are real girls out there that aren't in bars, that aren't total airheads, and who you don't need to call yourself a PUA to get with. But there's more than a grain of truth in the whole PUA concept -- which is that there is nothing remotely as attractive as confidence in a man. Men have a huge advantage over women in this respect -- while a woman's attractiveness is pretty much genetically determined, a man's attractiveness almost entirely depends on how he carries himself and how he acts. There are extreme cases, sure, but as long as you are somewhere between Brad Pitt and Brian Peppers you have total control over your own attractiveness.[3] Are you more attractive than this guy? Then you can be a stud. What does this mean? Well, you want the hottest girl, right? Ditto for girls -- sexually, they want the guy that has the highest value. You think a fawning, sycophantic "nice guy" represents all they can get? If it's obvious that you want her so badly, well, she probably can do better, but she'll keep you around as the friend. The guy that acts like he doesn't need her -- now that's a high-value prospect. Of course, you have to give up the game at some point and reveal that you're interested in her. But you can't go overboard. It's a tricky line to navigate, but it's very doable. Make her work for you, instead of the other way around. Don't call her back immediately. Don't always have time for her. Don't give her stuff to make her like you. Don't defer to her for little choices. Don't be super emotional. Don't be clingy.[4] You think he got all those women by being a clingy little *****? Of course, you really do want her, but it's critical that it doesn't come off that way. It's not about being a jerk; you can still do nice things, but you have to come off as doing them because you can, not because you want her approval. Make her want you, not just like you. Believe it or not, girls are as horny as guys -- society just frowns upon them expressing it. How do you actually do it? Just force yourself. Pretend like you are who you want to be. Because the fact of the matter is, sooner or later, you really will become the person you are pretending to be. It just takes a few months, and then you've successfully rewired your psyche into Charming Suave Confidence instead of Stammering Pile of Awkward. So sooner or later, you'll find a girl -- half the world is girls, after all -- and with your newfound charm and confidence, she'll get horny for you. Hooray! Onto... Step 2. Sex WAITWAITWAIT -- trying to get right to the sex is like booting up BW without ChaosLauncher. First you have... Step 1.9 Foreplay Sex for women is a lot more than actual sex. This makes sense evolutionarily -- a male partner that's all nurturing and nice and loving is a lot less likely to peace out once he orgasms. What sex is not, to women. What does this mean to you? You cannot just 1a2a3a your way into the vajayjay.[5] You must first perform FOREPLAY [6] Now, trying to give an actual guide to foreplay is like trying to write instructions on how to breathe. Basic tip: neck, ears, elbow (inside, not outside!), lower back, inner thighs are all erogenous zones and very sensitive. Don't focus on her tits and her crotch, drive her crazy wet first. And do go down on her -- it means more blowjobs for you, and who doesn't love blowjobs? Tip: treat her clit as a super sensitive super small penis (don't worry, no one will know you're pretending to be gay) and you will know what to do. Now you can move onto... Step 2. Sex WAITWAITWAIT ONE MORE STEP Step 1.95 WRAP IT UP FOO' Barebacking it with someone you're not in a relationship with is as dumb as 14 CC'ing blind TvZ. Sure, maybe you'll be lucky, and sure, she's PROBABLY 12 hatching, but sooner or later it will catch up to you and you will get facestomped, and if you had just even the least bit of protection, instead of being greedy, none of this would have happened. Only YOU can prevent the spread of STD's. Good thing Flash doesn't have sex the way he TvT's.[7] This is especially true if she tells you not to bother with it or that she's on the pill or whatever -- think about it: girl who doesn't want protection means she's not scared of getting it from some strange dude ... means she's probably got it already. (Alternatively, she's crazy and wants you to be her baby daddy.) Yes, condoms suck. But so does AIDS. And losing a damn MSL semifinal because you're a stubborn son of a b****. Step 2. Sex (finally!) Actual sex is really not hard. (Though you should be.) If you haven't noticed, these sections are a lot shorter than Step 1. And there's a reason -- remember all that talk above about how all your ancestors managed to reproduce? If your instinct doesn't kick in here ... newsflash: you're probably gay. If you've got a problem with coming too quickly, good things to try: doing mental arithmetic, reciting build orders [8], thinking about FakeSteve [9]. Jerking off before sex can help, but it can also kill your libido, leaving your penis to epic fail during showtime. The opposite problem (not coming quickly enough) is also fairly common. It may be a problem with condoms -- try different brands to see what is most enjoyable. (Trojans kinda suck.) It may also be that you're way too familiar with your own hand to enjoy a vagina. Congratulations -- you have successfully f***ed up billions of years of evolution. Stop masturbating for a while and you'll be back to normal. Or maybe she's just really terrible or ugly or whatever, in which case you'll have to start fantasizing -- but be warned, if you yell out "LEE YOON YEOL" during sex, you're gonna have a lot of explaining to do afterwards. Step 3. After sex Grab the condom, then pull out,[10] tie it up, throw it away. If it's a one-night stand, don't assume you can stay over -- just get your stuff and leave without awkwardness. Otherwise, cuddle. If she brings you a glass of water after sex, she's a keeper. For dealing with Trapped-Arm Syndrome Eventually, turn to her and say, "GG YO, RE?" THE END Footnotes [1] Also known as Bisu Build. [2] You are also half the Mets' batting lineup. [3] This is why guys should work out and pay attention to style and such. Not just to look good, but so that they feel that they look good. [4] If you need an obvious example: don't just give your number to a girl, and tell her to call you. Simply hand her your phone, already set to the Add Contact page, and let her know you'll call her sometime. [5] This is a good basis for a rap. [6] To clarify, do not perform this, but rather this. [7] Risky? Boring? With teenage boys? On live TV? For money? You decide! [8] Not out loud! Nothing turns women off more than hearing "8 pylon 10 forge". (Real men 2gate.) [9] Unless you're FakeSteve. 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why idra dislike the video ?
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QUOTE(gtboy2 @ Sep 20 2010, 06:40 PM) got minerals got cake.Added on September 20, 2010, 10:59 pm fact: warfield is so gar, it crashed my sc2 after the cinematic finish and yes, thats what happened while i was doing brutal (lol leviathan. 200food BC yamato spam (Y) ) This post has been edited by Quazacolt: Sep 20 2010, 10:59 PM |
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not sure if this the right place to post this, but this is really funny
part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id...eu98&feature=iv part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PnXm0x9ss0&feature=channel This post has been edited by MintDarker: Sep 21 2010, 05:50 PM |
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MOAR!
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=904606 (link by rad) Added on September 21, 2010, 10:55 pm http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=904611 MOE QUEEN YES AND f*** YOU MARAUDERS This post has been edited by Quazacolt: Sep 21 2010, 10:56 PM |
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SEA servers should have those map too~ nuuu!!!
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QUOTE(Vorador @ Sep 22 2010, 09:27 PM) you're supposed to wait for SEA patch. or you can browse that TL thread that has a work around before the patching arriveOR you can follow my old fashioned method in the FAQ thread |
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Added on September 23, 2010, 10:06 pm QUOTE(Quazacolt @ Sep 21 2010, 06:47 PM) MOAR! Omg Love ya for the MOE QUEEN!!! http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=904606 (link by rad) Added on September 21, 2010, 10:55 pm http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=904611 MOE QUEEN YES AND f*** YOU MARAUDERS QUOTE(gtboy2 @ Sep 23 2010, 09:23 PM) Omg hahahaha.Yea. You better check if you're still in 2010. This post has been edited by tatyinw: Sep 23 2010, 10:06 PM |
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Hahaha so cute. But it is quite meaningless.
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Now when I play Zerg, I see the queen like the above.... This is bad... real bad.... |
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I dont even kill queen anymore XD
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « TL has been my homepage 3 years ago..... This post has been edited by MYNAMEISJASON: Oct 3 2010, 08:56 PM |
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Awesome draws! CAnt wait for mooarr~ thanks!
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I present you the touching story of an ultralisk born happily credits go to mrmin123.
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deng i shed manly tears for the ultralisk.
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http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=157679
Ok there are too many starcraft songs from this thread so you guys just check it out. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessag...topic_id=140264 This post has been edited by fujkenasai: Oct 5 2010, 01:09 PM |
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QUOTE(fujkenasai @ Oct 5 2010, 12:18 PM) http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=157679 very nice voiceOk there are too many starcraft songs from this thread so you guys just check it out. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessag...topic_id=140264 |
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More Moe Queen Korean Translator PLZ!!!
Anyone I need MOAR MOE!!!! http://todayhumor.co.kr/board/member_view....%FD%C0%BB%C1%F1 and wut the heck are these toss doing? http://todayhumor.co.kr/board/member_view....%FD%C0%BB%C1%F1 This post has been edited by fujkenasai: Oct 11 2010, 04:51 PM |
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Since some 1 posted a song, there this is the song about a Viking and his Wings of Liberty. Have fun!!! |
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QUOTE(fujkenasai @ Nov 3 2010, 08:30 AM) Its not scary~ I love World of Warcraft. No pun intended and hope you guys don't mind the out of topic video haha. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOZBU257ERE EDIT: I sux, don't know how to post a youtube video. QUOTE(skincladalien @ Nov 3 2010, 11:50 AM) I need moar minerals! <3This post has been edited by tatyinw: Nov 3 2010, 12:42 PM |
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HuskyStarcraft's 300k subscriber's video |
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dont take torch's word too seriously....he is yet to be pro.
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QUOTE(Mr.Botz @ Jan 3 2011, 11:40 PM) http://www.ripten.com/2010/01/14/swedish-h...bout-starcraft/ Seems like That Arnold Driving Thor Singing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCvpFbu9n14 metal anyone |
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yeah lol. One of the Thor's quotes " I'm heavy metal "
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More on youtube, starcraft II hype commercial ; watching them makes me want to play more!
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this is fukken epicster!!!! must read.
A stimpack. That's what it feels like to be with MarineKing. It's such a rush. It's short, it's probably bad for me in the long run, but his personality is such that I can't help but be healed. Perhaps I should introduce myself. My name is Clare. How I got here was inauspicious. I was just a humble fangirl of the glorious celebrity. Of course, there were the more well-known soldiers that won the hearts of my friends: Yo Hwan, the pugilist, Jonathan, the beastly gentleman, but I set my eyes on a different hero, an environmentalist who only used gas to protect his own men or for medical purposes. I never really thought I had a chance, nor was I really sure I wanted one. As factionalized as the Dominion is, I would end up effecting the death of other Terrans, something I really couldn't live with. And on top of that, I'd heard that the private militias of the other Terran leaders were terribly intolerant, inflicting terrible, terrible harassment on its female members. Not MarineKing's army. When I was 19 Earth Years of age (arbitrary metric, but who am I to question?), I asked about his militia. I was told that there were nonviolent roles for those unwilling to harm others. That was me; I forced to sign up. Yes, I knew that his camp would be intolerant of women, but I was pursuing my dream: no petty hate can bring me down! So I thought, going in, determination steeled! As I walked in, I saw a large clump of his esteemed marines, all collected together in a sort of ball that I really couldn't walk around, and I expected the worst. But no! Upon seeing me, they all fanned out and dispersed expertly, as if they were accustomed to this! 'Wow,' I rather foolishly thought to myself, 'this might work out!' That, of course, was before I actually learned that the glorious hero was already taken. A movie star, I heard in the cafeteria. Some tramp named Ellen Page. I rolled my eyes. Well, looks like I signed up for nothing! I was forced to steady myself, and this surrender was quickly replaced by a reminder that I, pilot of the Medical Evacuation Dropship, was responsible for saving lives of marines, lives precious to MarineKing. I may not be able to win his heart through romance, but I could well win his admiration through brilliance. And so, having spent several weeks learning to pilot the machine, I went out for my first run. I was waiting in the wings, and was going against some Old Guard general, a misguided reactionary called... Nothing? I wasn't sure, I just asked who we were engaging, and I was told that he was NaDa. Well, I suppose I don't need to understand it to know what I needed to do. And what I needed to do was pilot a medivac on this really rather strange Protoss world called Shakuras. I have no idea why this particular location was the ideal location for a human war, but hey, I'm not going to question. When I was called into action, I was told we were to circumvent the rather static forces of... NaDa... and his so-called tanks. Seriously, these tanks are supposedly the vaunted artillery of MarineKing's enemy, yet they can shoot, what, about a hundred feet? ...right... Anyway, we're forced to fight this scary, scary army (I'm a girl, not a coward), and my task is to prevent NaDa from attacking us by preventing his forces from getting to MarineKing's base. My goal, I'm told, is to take out one of his Command Centers. I'm not unique in this respect, unfortunately; there are three or four other medivacs with us on this very same mission. One of them was Ms. Page. While the bad news is that I can't distinguish myself on this mission, and that the marines are being really ROWDY WITH THE STIM BACK THERE, I suppose by sending Ellen Page, it's not a suicide mission. Yay? Alright, so I'm going to try to relay this next part to the best of my You should probably know I don't remember much about what follows next, as it seems like it was just ten minutes, but here goes. I dropped off the soldiers assigned to me, and they stimmed to destroy his command center. Objective completed. Afterward, we got an order to destroy his income source, and so the gents below took care of as many of them as they could before NaDa's army came back to us, at which point, we high-tailed it out of there. Things looked bad, I'm not going to deny that. For a long while afterward, I thought we were absolutely dead. I saw NaDa's army, and it looked like they could kill us all without even breaking a sweat. We were outnumbered. I swore to myself that if I survived this, I would make a move on MarineKing. f*** impropriety. Not like I'm going to survive anyway. The other medivacs didn't. It was just three of us left against a gigantic army. Worse, one of the other two was Ellen. So I thought. For some reason, they decommissioned most of their army to get an air fighter. Must be a bitter war if they're killing their own men to kill MarineKing. 'No shit, Clare,' I corrected myself. 'If they're waging war, of course it's bitter.' Yet, despite this, I didn't actually see a Viking, but his army looked damn smaller. This makes no damn sense, but it seems to be working out, since we're rebuilding our own base. Then MarineKing orders that two of *OUR* medivacs be 'decommissioned.' Oh. Well, that sucks. Guess I don't need to make a move on him. Saves that embarrassment. Bam. One medivac down, the shards flying onto the ground below. I brace for my two supply to be freed up. 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!' I thought. Oh, hell. Those are awful last words. I get to die a tomboy. I'm really actually looking forward to my explosion, now. Bam. Second medivac... down. It wasn't mine. I looked around, steadying myself against the medivac. Did they misfire? MarineKing's sweetheart just got shot down. I don't remember what happened afterwards... I mean, I survived, and I drove a dropship around to the orders relayed me, but I'll be honest, all that was overshadowed by a numbed confusion that followed me until we returned victorious to the camp. I, however, was not enjoying the Jinro Soju that the veterans were imbibing. I was far more preoccupied with the transpirings at fourteen supply. I marched to the elevator of his main complex, and went straight to floor 4 - 3? Again, told you, don't remember details from the determined marching, and whether it was the 4th or 3rd floor definitely falls under 'unremembered details.' Anyway, whatever floor it was on, his office was pretty darn conspicuous, behind an ornate but thin, scarcely baneling-proof, wall. As I approached the door, a man boomed out in a frighteningly deep, loud voice: "MarineKingPrime.WE!" Yeah, that knocked me from my stupor, only to have him, seemingly a secretary, say in a much softer voice, "is playing poker with his allies and is unavailable." Uh, yeah, not listening to that, so I push open the doors, and I see a collection of Prime generals sitting around a table. "ALL-IN!" Cries BitByBit. Everyone else at the table rolls their eyes at this apparently completely expected turn of events. All except MarineKing. No, he continues staring at me. "Excuse me, gentlemen, but a medivac pilot wishes to speak with me. As you know, marine's can't stim without pilots, so if you would step out... yes, Maka, you can set up a proxy card table outside," MarineKing concedes, and they fall in line as MarineKing and I are left alone. Oh, shit. I kind of need to make a move on him now. I've been in battles, I've barely survived encounters with enemy marines, but it's this prospect that scared me; it was really more frightening to me than the prospect of Clide speaking fluent English. I, consequently, dodge both that issue and my romantic issues for the time being. "Ellen Page. You and she had a thing. Why did you order her killed?" I asked, seeming, in retrospect, far more aggressive than was necessary, much in the manner of Kyrix. MarineKing sighed. "Yes, she and I were once as one. But these rumors you received are outdated. See, Ellen Page has recently been getting the idea that she was in a sort of waking dream. Convinced that this actually was a dream, she requested I kill her. So, given that I needed to get rid of a medivac, I was just fulfilling her request. This, of course, is apart from you being the healthiest and most competent medivac pilot we have." Woo. Win his admiration through competence: Objective complete. On to phase two. "Are you certain that my grand experience of two weeks is the only reason you allowed me to survive?" I asked, pushing the issue instead of getting myself more ahead. "Do you think I believe that you actually joined because of some belief in the righteousness of my cause? There are at least fourteen premier, S-Class generals. The Terrans have an unstoppable hegemony and the Zerg can't hold a candle to us, yet in-fighting is all we're capable of. For anyone to have an unbridled faith in human integrity in this time would be... unrealistic. No. I'm quite certain you joined my group for the same reason I saved you," MarineKing concluded. My, was he a FoxY gentleman. His words as smooth as his hands. Into his bedroom we went. Oh sure, the doors weren't soundproof, but I don't think it mat[CENSORED BY THE GOMTV STAFF] And that's why, in the deep recesses of his luxurious bed, I call him Optimus. And thus is the abbreviated tale of MarineQueen. from: TL.NET |
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QUOTE(quest_5692 @ Jan 30 2011, 11:14 PM) this is fukken epicster!!!! must read. wo... starcraft 2 porn... MarineKing only 19, not suitable for AV class movie yetA stimpack. That's what it feels like to be with MarineKing. It's such a rush. It's short, it's probably bad for me in the long run, but his personality is such that I can't help but be healed. Perhaps I should introduce myself. My name is Clare. How I got here was inauspicious. I was just a humble fangirl of the glorious celebrity. Of course, there were the more well-known soldiers that won the hearts of my friends: Yo Hwan, the pugilist, Jonathan, the beastly gentleman, but I set my eyes on a different hero, an environmentalist who only used gas to protect his own men or for medical purposes. I never really thought I had a chance, nor was I really sure I wanted one. As factionalized as the Dominion is, I would end up effecting the death of other Terrans, something I really couldn't live with. And on top of that, I'd heard that the private militias of the other Terran leaders were terribly intolerant, inflicting terrible, terrible harassment on its female members. Not MarineKing's army. When I was 19 Earth Years of age (arbitrary metric, but who am I to question?), I asked about his militia. I was told that there were nonviolent roles for those unwilling to harm others. That was me; I forced to sign up. Yes, I knew that his camp would be intolerant of women, but I was pursuing my dream: no petty hate can bring me down! So I thought, going in, determination steeled! As I walked in, I saw a large clump of his esteemed marines, all collected together in a sort of ball that I really couldn't walk around, and I expected the worst. But no! Upon seeing me, they all fanned out and dispersed expertly, as if they were accustomed to this! 'Wow,' I rather foolishly thought to myself, 'this might work out!' That, of course, was before I actually learned that the glorious hero was already taken. A movie star, I heard in the cafeteria. Some tramp named Ellen Page. I rolled my eyes. Well, looks like I signed up for nothing! I was forced to steady myself, and this surrender was quickly replaced by a reminder that I, pilot of the Medical Evacuation Dropship, was responsible for saving lives of marines, lives precious to MarineKing. I may not be able to win his heart through romance, but I could well win his admiration through brilliance. And so, having spent several weeks learning to pilot the machine, I went out for my first run. I was waiting in the wings, and was going against some Old Guard general, a misguided reactionary called... Nothing? I wasn't sure, I just asked who we were engaging, and I was told that he was NaDa. Well, I suppose I don't need to understand it to know what I needed to do. And what I needed to do was pilot a medivac on this really rather strange Protoss world called Shakuras. I have no idea why this particular location was the ideal location for a human war, but hey, I'm not going to question. When I was called into action, I was told we were to circumvent the rather static forces of... NaDa... and his so-called tanks. Seriously, these tanks are supposedly the vaunted artillery of MarineKing's enemy, yet they can shoot, what, about a hundred feet? ...right... Anyway, we're forced to fight this scary, scary army (I'm a girl, not a coward), and my task is to prevent NaDa from attacking us by preventing his forces from getting to MarineKing's base. My goal, I'm told, is to take out one of his Command Centers. I'm not unique in this respect, unfortunately; there are three or four other medivacs with us on this very same mission. One of them was Ms. Page. While the bad news is that I can't distinguish myself on this mission, and that the marines are being really ROWDY WITH THE STIM BACK THERE, I suppose by sending Ellen Page, it's not a suicide mission. Yay? Alright, so I'm going to try to relay this next part to the best of my You should probably know I don't remember much about what follows next, as it seems like it was just ten minutes, but here goes. I dropped off the soldiers assigned to me, and they stimmed to destroy his command center. Objective completed. Afterward, we got an order to destroy his income source, and so the gents below took care of as many of them as they could before NaDa's army came back to us, at which point, we high-tailed it out of there. Things looked bad, I'm not going to deny that. For a long while afterward, I thought we were absolutely dead. I saw NaDa's army, and it looked like they could kill us all without even breaking a sweat. We were outnumbered. I swore to myself that if I survived this, I would make a move on MarineKing. f*** impropriety. Not like I'm going to survive anyway. The other medivacs didn't. It was just three of us left against a gigantic army. Worse, one of the other two was Ellen. So I thought. For some reason, they decommissioned most of their army to get an air fighter. Must be a bitter war if they're killing their own men to kill MarineKing. 'No shit, Clare,' I corrected myself. 'If they're waging war, of course it's bitter.' Yet, despite this, I didn't actually see a Viking, but his army looked damn smaller. This makes no damn sense, but it seems to be working out, since we're rebuilding our own base. Then MarineKing orders that two of *OUR* medivacs be 'decommissioned.' Oh. Well, that sucks. Guess I don't need to make a move on him. Saves that embarrassment. Bam. One medivac down, the shards flying onto the ground below. I brace for my two supply to be freed up. 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!' I thought. Oh, hell. Those are awful last words. I get to die a tomboy. I'm really actually looking forward to my explosion, now. Bam. Second medivac... down. It wasn't mine. I looked around, steadying myself against the medivac. Did they misfire? MarineKing's sweetheart just got shot down. I don't remember what happened afterwards... I mean, I survived, and I drove a dropship around to the orders relayed me, but I'll be honest, all that was overshadowed by a numbed confusion that followed me until we returned victorious to the camp. I, however, was not enjoying the Jinro Soju that the veterans were imbibing. I was far more preoccupied with the transpirings at fourteen supply. I marched to the elevator of his main complex, and went straight to floor 4 - 3? Again, told you, don't remember details from the determined marching, and whether it was the 4th or 3rd floor definitely falls under 'unremembered details.' Anyway, whatever floor it was on, his office was pretty darn conspicuous, behind an ornate but thin, scarcely baneling-proof, wall. As I approached the door, a man boomed out in a frighteningly deep, loud voice: "MarineKingPrime.WE!" Yeah, that knocked me from my stupor, only to have him, seemingly a secretary, say in a much softer voice, "is playing poker with his allies and is unavailable." Uh, yeah, not listening to that, so I push open the doors, and I see a collection of Prime generals sitting around a table. "ALL-IN!" Cries BitByBit. Everyone else at the table rolls their eyes at this apparently completely expected turn of events. All except MarineKing. No, he continues staring at me. "Excuse me, gentlemen, but a medivac pilot wishes to speak with me. As you know, marine's can't stim without pilots, so if you would step out... yes, Maka, you can set up a proxy card table outside," MarineKing concedes, and they fall in line as MarineKing and I are left alone. Oh, shit. I kind of need to make a move on him now. I've been in battles, I've barely survived encounters with enemy marines, but it's this prospect that scared me; it was really more frightening to me than the prospect of Clide speaking fluent English. I, consequently, dodge both that issue and my romantic issues for the time being. "Ellen Page. You and she had a thing. Why did you order her killed?" I asked, seeming, in retrospect, far more aggressive than was necessary, much in the manner of Kyrix. MarineKing sighed. "Yes, she and I were once as one. But these rumors you received are outdated. See, Ellen Page has recently been getting the idea that she was in a sort of waking dream. Convinced that this actually was a dream, she requested I kill her. So, given that I needed to get rid of a medivac, I was just fulfilling her request. This, of course, is apart from you being the healthiest and most competent medivac pilot we have." Woo. Win his admiration through competence: Objective complete. On to phase two. "Are you certain that my grand experience of two weeks is the only reason you allowed me to survive?" I asked, pushing the issue instead of getting myself more ahead. "Do you think I believe that you actually joined because of some belief in the righteousness of my cause? There are at least fourteen premier, S-Class generals. The Terrans have an unstoppable hegemony and the Zerg can't hold a candle to us, yet in-fighting is all we're capable of. For anyone to have an unbridled faith in human integrity in this time would be... unrealistic. No. I'm quite certain you joined my group for the same reason I saved you," MarineKing concluded. My, was he a FoxY gentleman. His words as smooth as his hands. Into his bedroom we went. Oh sure, the doors weren't soundproof, but I don't think it mat[CENSORED BY THE GOMTV STAFF] And that's why, in the deep recesses of his luxurious bed, I call him Optimus. And thus is the abbreviated tale of MarineQueen. from: TL.NET |
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he is 18........1993 fellow.
im 19 =D 1992 fellow. sudd i feel so ashamed, he earned rm70k last year in 1 month (gsl2) and earned rm50k in the 1st month of 2011........im 19 and im still spending my parents money.... |
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QUOTE(quest_5692 @ Jan 31 2011, 01:39 PM) he is 18........1993 fellow. Korean age is +1 from our usual counting..so yeah, hes 19=.=im 19 =D 1992 fellow. sudd i feel so ashamed, he earned rm70k last year in 1 month (gsl2) and earned rm50k in the 1st month of 2011........im 19 and im still spending my parents money.... |
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Justin Bieber has earned more than all of the Code S players combined.
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i dont want to curse justin bibir here so dont bring in his name.
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QUOTE(quest_5692 @ Jan 31 2011, 01:39 PM) he is 18........1993 fellow. do you have to pay them back? if not i envy you wim 19 =D 1992 fellow. sudd i feel so ashamed, he earned rm70k last year in 1 month (gsl2) and earned rm50k in the 1st month of 2011........im 19 and im still spending my parents money.... currently owe parents a ton of money (talking about 5 digit debt here) ^ wish this was a joke despite this thread D: |
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This is actually the reason why IdrA decided to leave Korea.
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hahahahahahahaha idra!
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « swallow sadness LIKE A BAWSE |
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « This is what really happened people, Artosis reversed the video, trying to fool us. Don't f*** with the greatest zerg player in the world. Added on February 27, 2011, 11:35 pm This post has been edited by quest_5692: Feb 27 2011, 11:35 PM |
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surely poor IDRA =_="
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Wrt recent Mothership build and Archon Toilet's death on upcoming patch, here's something funny I found on youtube.
QUOTE(YouSirAreNoob) I just had a real life archon toilet moment last night; I went to the bathroom and it was dark. I focus fired into my toilet and experienced huge splash damage This post has been edited by westley0214: Mar 1 2011, 06:31 PM |
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QUOTE(quest_5692 @ Feb 25 2011, 11:42 AM) » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « This is what really happened people, Artosis reversed the video, trying to fool us. Don't f*** with the greatest zerg player in the world. Added on February 27, 2011, 11:35 pm |
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lol, trolled
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QUOTE(quest_5692 @ Feb 25 2011, 11:42 AM) » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « This is what really happened people, Artosis reversed the video, trying to fool us. Don't f*** with the greatest zerg player in the world. Added on February 27, 2011, 11:35 pm |
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Lol that was so funny. I think he actually wanted to prevent Terran to expand there.
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i super like this 'when cheese fails' series. there are some high level anti cheeses....
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Holy crap that cheese fail ep 8 is farking hilarious
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the cheese failed have some really epic and high level anti cheeses. dun watch those early episodes, they are quite awful. i think the good ones start from 5 or 6....zvz anti 6 pool on xel naga cavern won with the last queen in the spine vs spine battle, planetary fortress anti cannon rush on steppes of war are all epic anti cheeses.
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Lesson that I've learned from last few episodes of When Cheese Fails - Best way to counter cheese is to cheese your opponent back with higher level cheese.
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Higher level cheese. loll
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those cheeser love to cheese bcoz they eat too much cheezel~ feel sorry for them
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cheeser has no self respect. lol
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It's Four-Gate, Four-Gate
Gotta put up my Four-Gates Everybody's lookin' forward to the warp-in, warp-in Four-Gates, Four-Gates Gettin' up my Four-Gates Everybody's lookin' forward to the warp-in Warpin' in, warpin' in Warpin' in, warpin' in Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the warp-in gotta play this song on PvP~ @@ |
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QUOTE(SiewKaiz @ Mar 31 2011, 10:15 AM) It's Four-Gate, Four-Gate Gotta put up my Four-Gates Everybody's lookin' forward to the warp-in, warp-in Four-Gates, Four-Gates Gettin' up my Four-Gates Everybody's lookin' forward to the warp-in Warpin' in, warpin' in Warpin' in, warpin' in Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the warp-in gotta play this song on PvP~ @@ |
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but it is not fun fun funwhen ppl 4gate unit inside my base~
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hey, check out teamliquid.net Power Rank on aprils fool. epic trollolol, they put starcraft 2 players in the poewr rank??
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lets fusion~~
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http://www.razerzone.com/razer-talon
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Why are protoss players so famous?
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QUOTE(Quazacolt @ Apr 1 2011, 07:12 PM) Talon will accelerate you to a pace of over 3,000 APM.I'm reaching levels of APM that I've never hit before. I'm hitting 900 with every game I play but somehow I don't understand why my hands why my hands are turning blue. wahahaha |
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QUOTE(Spiritviper @ Apr 6 2011, 05:00 PM) Bug Fixes* Gameplay o Fixed a bug where Terran players were able to lose a game. |
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TERRAN is OP thats why it is a bug if terran lose a game~
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Carrier (new unit) is now available from the Stargate
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Lyrics: Let's play in style, lets just cheese for a while Silver can wait while we're watching Day9 Hoping for the best but expecting some Thors Are you going to drop the nuke or not? Let us stay bronze or let us play forever We don't yet have mad skills but we never say never Sitting in a bunker, life is a short trip The upgrade's for the stimmed marine Can you imagine when this fight is won Turn our golden visors into the sun Praising our tactics we're getting prepared Music's playing from a medivac Forever bronze, I don't want to be forever bronze Do you really want to play forever, forever forever Forever bronze, I don't want to be forever bronze Do you really want to play forever Forever bronze Some are all-in, and some just always cheese Some make one unit that starts with a V Sooner or later that all will be gone Why don't they stay bronze? It's so hard to proxy gate and not get caught Don't want to die just like that Zealot Smurfs are just masters on low ladder And masters stay forever So many quick matches couldn't happen today So many games that we forgot to play So many marines are coming out of the queue Depots let them come through Forever bronze, I don't want to be forever bronze Do you really want to play forever, forever forever Forever bronze, I don't want to be forever bronze Do you really want to play forever, forever forever Forever bronze, I don't want to be forever bronze Do you really want to play forever, forever forever Forever bronze, I will be forever |
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starcraft2 joke? sabotage? fail? watch this, idra fail |
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^no u fail
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slowpoke
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Since no 1 posted this
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idra rage quitted after seeing a bunch of hallucinated void rays after playing a 20-min game, in a tournament This post has been edited by pepsi89: May 11 2011, 10:53 AM |
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he got corrupter isnt it? LOL at Idra
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IdrA is a big joke himself.
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illusion pawnage
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idra told whitera to f*** off in the game 3, i wish idra would say 'hallucination is so op-ed' lol
Added on May 12, 2011, 11:50 pmidra was abit curious as to why the stalkers count was so low at the end of the game, then the light bulb of him blinked "ah, he must have pumped a lot of void rays thats why his stalkers count is so low" and idra proceeded to leave the game but the fact is whitera was low in resources and tried to trick idra that he still has a lot of income and it worked out This post has been edited by pepsi89: May 12 2011, 11:50 PM |
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its huk not whitera
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Jason! i need some scan!
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i scan my mineral line instead of mule, 2 times... lol
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http://www.fnatic.com/blogs/DBSen/2854/My-...Experience.html
sen's experience in GSL, he is a pretty funny guy lol. and trolls, sen thinks that the kroeans arnt playing seriously cuz he can win anypro on a protoss favored map, win MKP and a nooblet TT1 can take 2 games off koreans lol. QUOTE TT1 defeated the remaining two players surprisingly. I couldn’t believe that he won against the two CodeS’s players!OMG This proved more what I just said, the Korean team wasn’t playing seriously!! Added on May 15, 2011, 9:43 pmRead this in TL.net And for all you foreign hopefuls who think they can make it in SC2. Fruitdealer says: 스타1에서 안되는 친구들은 스타2에서도 안될 수도 있다. If you're bad at BW, you'll probably be bad at SC2 This post has been edited by quest_5692: May 15 2011, 09:43 PM |
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Dudes, I don't know whether someone already introduced this, but there's this pretty funny webcomic series..
http://www.banelingbbq.com/ Enjoy! |
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yeah this is the right section, jokes rite? |
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « I WANT LINDA LIAO >>>>>:((((( This post has been edited by quest_5692: May 16 2011, 09:07 PM |
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i had never known MC had his nickname as suicide tos back then..what a cocky fella,lol |
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lol wtf i tot its a known fact.......he was pretty bad back then in BW.
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who is kelly miles actually?...i bumped into her name yesterday...and now this...
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and u're a nerdy sc2 player with a f*face
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sorry to say but she is really ugly
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QUOTE(pepsi89 @ May 20 2011, 12:15 AM) have you ever seen those guai low in KL, normally those girls beside them are kinda like kellymilkies this kind of girl. quite huge in general body structure compare to generally thin and small asians. guai low nerds thinks KM is hot la lol |
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she is not really ugly after i checked her youtube channel, but making that kind of studio photo does makes her really ugly
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Bronze League Hero - 3OH!3 lyrics » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « |
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Real Trailer? |
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i guess yes
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « trust the japanese for dedication. This post has been edited by Quazacolt: May 29 2011, 06:53 AM |
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « sour, not for the 9 losses, but for the 1 win that failed to make an epic page. wwwwwww |
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QUOTE(Snicket @ May 30 2011, 09:17 AM) what is the origin of the artosis pylon?...i know who is arotsis and wat artosis pylon means...but not the origin of the artosis pylon...only knows the origin of Husky's pylo the pylon... Artosis once put his Protoss buildings in such a way that only one Pylon powering up all his Gateways and CyCore and other Pylons powering nothing (in NASL). After his opponent killed that Pylon Artosis was not able to produce anything.He gave excuse that it was late night and his mind was blur. This post has been edited by westley0214: Jun 3 2011, 04:16 PM |
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QUOTE(westley0214 @ Jun 3 2011, 04:15 PM) Artosis once put his Protoss buildings in such a way that only one Pylon powering up all his Gateways and CyCore and other Pylons powering nothing (in NASL). After his opponent killed that Pylon Artosis was not able to produce anything. sniping the pylon is the easiest way to win a game in 5 min.He gave excuse that it was late night and his mind was blur. |
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wait wait wait wait.... how come I didnt notice some1 post kelly's FHM pic here earlier. And I bought FHM just now.... yucks... I don't feel like reading FHM mag again.
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for hamsup man?
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For Honest Man (to himself)
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starcraft 2 joke
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not sure if slowpoke, but yeah gg:
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i cant even do it if im not drunk
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lol, a must see for those who can understand mandarin. This post has been edited by quest_5692: Jun 23 2011, 12:51 PM |
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http://2.hidemyass.com/ip-20/encoded/Oi8vd...HVyZT1yZWxhdGVk
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QUOTE(fujkenasai @ Jun 23 2011, 02:49 PM) wth is this. hotlinking failure |
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Watch 2 douchebags BM each other and Stream cheat to victory. Best part? Best of 5, and casted by Destiny and Minigun. Post match butthurt This post has been edited by radkliler: Jun 26 2011, 06:19 AM |
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QUOTE(quest_5692 @ Jun 23 2011, 12:49 PM) QUOTE(fujkenasai @ Jun 23 2011, 02:49 PM) of all 3 races song, I love Zerg 1 the most... OPTOSS! |
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lolol.
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Why Q for Zerg?
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QUOTE(westley0214 @ Jun 28 2011, 12:14 PM) LoL those 2 ahaha00:00:23 [ALL] EGIdrA: zerg isnt supposed to beat protoss http://www.sc2p.com/201106/Replay-Detail-51902.html no wonder he gets angry This post has been edited by fujkenasai: Jun 29 2011, 12:34 PM |
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World Starcraft Cup Song!!! |
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i think idra and mc is the main entertainment in this thread
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Another Rebeca Black's friday parody on SC2 This post has been edited by fujkenasai: Jul 11 2011, 03:39 PM |
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Use Penix!!! |
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It always amazes me when people say how good MC's English is. Couldn't understand a single word he said. This is the correct thread. Joke.
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i think it is decent already for a non english speaking country........as long as its understandable. its the same for alot of non english speaking country like france, germany, italy, china and japan. ppl thought in advance country their general mastery of english is high but sadly its not.
i lived in switzerland for 1 year + and yeah.......culture shock. i cant survive wif solely english outside of tourist hotspot. |
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QUOTE(westley0214 @ Jul 20 2011, 05:46 PM) It always amazes me when people say how good MC's English is. Couldn't understand a single word he said. This is the correct thread. Joke. QUOTE(quest_5692 @ Jul 20 2011, 06:10 PM) i think it is decent already for a non english speaking country........as long as its understandable. its the same for alot of non english speaking country like france, germany, italy, china and japan. ppl thought in advance country their general mastery of english is high but sadly its not. I think he understood the 1st question and purposely used penix joke on Huk. i lived in switzerland for 1 year + and yeah.......culture shock. i cant survive wif solely english outside of tourist hotspot. |
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « bad ass BROtoss |
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some more chinese starcraft 2 songs
Probe Singing!!! Zealot Singing about the probe's song ^^;;; SCV + 恋愛サーキュレーション hatsune niku song =_= ROLF |
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r u my gf?
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=_= whats this about?
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « oh just realized was a repost! nvm This post has been edited by Quazacolt: Aug 12 2011, 03:43 AM |
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Added on September 7, 2011, 1:09 pmlist of starcraft 2 songs in liquidpedia http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/Songs This post has been edited by fujkenasai: Sep 8 2011, 01:36 PM |
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Epic shit!!! |
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part 2 vs zerg =P
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It’s not every day you see a speedy warp prism full of immortals being chased by an equally speedy warp prism full of stalkers |
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This might be old, anyone saw this before?
For Artosis =o How I wish my gf would do this for me T_T Lol I just fell in love By far the best IMO Gangstalings This post has been edited by Antarnis: Nov 5 2011, 02:03 AM |
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The earliest Starcraft. Alpha version.. lol |
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ZOMG WHATS WITH THE STARCRAFT 2 COMMUNITY WITH DISNEY SONGS!?!?!?!
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Thats CUTE!!! XP
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Pacific rim staring husky starcraft and hyra kaiju XDDD |
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