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post Nov 7 2009, 11:27 PM


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Little Chao Chee Bai was 10 years old‚ and was staying with his uncle for a few days.

One day, he ask his Uncle ....'Uncle Cracker‚ what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other but the bottom one will have some wet sensation?'

The Uncle was shock at first, but then he felt that the kid should learn the basics.

'It's called sexual intercourse‚ doggy style'

'And the wet part is, the top one buggati the bottom one punya face"

Little Chao Chee Bai said‚ 'Oh‚ OK‚' and went to tell his friends

A few decades later he came back and said,

'Uncle Cracker‚ it isn't called sexual intercourse... and there is no dongs'

It's called Bunk Beds with Busterd kid that wants to sleep on top but still pees in the bed...

And Mo Ham Mad mom wants to talk to you!'

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QUOTE(NBGarage @ Nov 7 2009, 11:27 PM)
Little Chao Chee Bai was 10 years old‚ and was staying with his uncle for a few days.

One day, he ask his Uncle ....'Uncle Cracker‚ what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other but the bottom one will have some wet sensation?'

The Uncle was shock at first, but then he felt that the kid should learn the basics.

'It's called sexual intercourse‚ doggy style'

'And the wet part is, the top one buggati the bottom one punya face"

Little Chao Chee Bai said‚ 'Oh‚ OK‚' and went to tell his friends

A few decades later he came back and said,

'Uncle Cracker‚ it isn't called sexual intercourse... and there is no dongs'

It's called Bunk Beds with Busterd kid that wants to sleep on top but still pees in the bed...

And Mo Ham Mad mom wants to talk to you!'
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