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> Kids say the darndest things, father & son conversations ftw!

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post Jun 30 2009, 09:53 PM


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One day, the son saw a photo of his grandfather hung on the wall in his uncle house. As this was the first time he saw that photo, looking puzzled,he asked his dad who was that in the picture.

Dad: It’s your grandfather,son.

Son: Where is him now?

Dad wasn’t sure that his son will understand “passed away” in Mandarin thus he answered in the following:

Dad: Grandpa is dead already

Looking shocked after hearing the answer, he asked his dad:

Son: Who killed Grandpa? Why?

Dad was speechless for the very moment. biggrin.gif
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another conversation between a father and son too:

One day, the father noticed his 5 year old son’s shirt was not buttoned nicely, he asked his son:

Dad: Son, why can’t you button your shirt correctly?

Son: Daddy, I used my hands to button up my shirt,and unfortunately my hands don’t have eyes on it thus how can i see my shirt if buttoned correctly or not?

The father was stunned by his little son’s reply.
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post Jun 30 2009, 09:54 PM


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I am speechless and stunned by your post
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post Jun 30 2009, 11:03 PM


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post Jun 30 2009, 11:37 PM


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post Jul 1 2009, 12:02 AM


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post Jul 1 2009, 12:47 AM


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post Jul 1 2009, 01:47 AM


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QUOTE(takumin_86 @ Jun 30 2009, 10:29 PM)
I am speechless and stunned by your post
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post Jul 1 2009, 09:04 AM


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post Jul 1 2009, 09:05 AM


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post Jul 1 2009, 10:52 AM


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post Jul 3 2009, 02:49 PM


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