Full Version: Metal Gear Solid 4's Rudest Easter Eggs
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Ala old news.. already try.... 
Wait, is this the one about you shaking your DS3 when on the codec with Rose? O_o
QUOTE(jhcj @ Jun 27 2008, 09:29 AM)
Wait, is this the one about you shaking your DS3 when on the codec with Rose? O_o
more of it
ZOMG! Copy pasta pls!
I cant access the site from office proxy. T_T
I cant access the site from office proxy. T_T
Akina Minami cameos
Check out Metal Gear Solid 4's easter eggs and Hideo Kojima's love for Japanese fashion model Akina Minami becomes obvious. During the Mission Briefings on the Nomad, you can guide the Metal Gear Mk. II or III to the television and press R1 to turn on the remote control on top of the table. It gets a bit tricky to aim since the table is taller than the Mk. II/III, but proper execution reveals Akina on the television in bra and panties and other outfits that aren't quite mother-approved.
In Vista Mansion in Act 2, you can shoot down one of the portraits to reveal an Akina Minama poster.
Beauty photo shoot
If you hold out long enough without killing a Beauty (we know they're annoying, but just remember -- they're hot), you'll be taken to a white screen. Here you can equip your camera (which can be found behind Sunny's desk in the Mission Briefings) and the Beauty will pose for you. However, you have three minutes to do so until she dies on her own.
Beauty dance
Not only can you take photos of your precious Beauty, the heinous she-devil will even dance for you in the same white screen. Equip your iPod and play "Oishii Two-Han Seikatsu" and lay back as your Beauty gives you a show. You know, before she tries to squeeze the life out of you again.
Rosemary’s funbags
Oh Rosemary. So innocent. So naive. Snake says your heart is in the right place, and yes it is. Both of them. Every time you call up Rosemary on the Codec, you can shake your SIXAXIS controller and her "funbags" will jiggle. If women's breasts were like this in real life, they'd be a whole lot easier to listen to.
Statue’s coin purse
This is the mack daddy of Metal Gear Solid 4's rudest easter eggs. Why? Because it’s rude and because it’s super-weird. But mostly because there's nothing pleasurable about snapping a man's knob off like a Kit-Kat bar. In the first act of the game, you'll come across two statues on a platform. Climb this platform to pose with the statues and have Snake very heterosexually disguise himself. Do this the third time, however, and the statue's nuts break off. To further make you feel uncomfortable, we've captured Snake playing hand hockey with the statue's dismembered sack. Balls, indeed.
Check out Metal Gear Solid 4's easter eggs and Hideo Kojima's love for Japanese fashion model Akina Minami becomes obvious. During the Mission Briefings on the Nomad, you can guide the Metal Gear Mk. II or III to the television and press R1 to turn on the remote control on top of the table. It gets a bit tricky to aim since the table is taller than the Mk. II/III, but proper execution reveals Akina on the television in bra and panties and other outfits that aren't quite mother-approved.
In Vista Mansion in Act 2, you can shoot down one of the portraits to reveal an Akina Minama poster.
Beauty photo shoot
If you hold out long enough without killing a Beauty (we know they're annoying, but just remember -- they're hot), you'll be taken to a white screen. Here you can equip your camera (which can be found behind Sunny's desk in the Mission Briefings) and the Beauty will pose for you. However, you have three minutes to do so until she dies on her own.
Beauty dance
Not only can you take photos of your precious Beauty, the heinous she-devil will even dance for you in the same white screen. Equip your iPod and play "Oishii Two-Han Seikatsu" and lay back as your Beauty gives you a show. You know, before she tries to squeeze the life out of you again.
Rosemary’s funbags
Oh Rosemary. So innocent. So naive. Snake says your heart is in the right place, and yes it is. Both of them. Every time you call up Rosemary on the Codec, you can shake your SIXAXIS controller and her "funbags" will jiggle. If women's breasts were like this in real life, they'd be a whole lot easier to listen to.
Statue’s coin purse
This is the mack daddy of Metal Gear Solid 4's rudest easter eggs. Why? Because it’s rude and because it’s super-weird. But mostly because there's nothing pleasurable about snapping a man's knob off like a Kit-Kat bar. In the first act of the game, you'll come across two statues on a platform. Climb this platform to pose with the statues and have Snake very heterosexually disguise himself. Do this the third time, however, and the statue's nuts break off. To further make you feel uncomfortable, we've captured Snake playing hand hockey with the statue's dismembered sack. Balls, indeed.
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If women's breasts were like this in real life, they'd be a whole lot easier to listen to.
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I tot b4 this if the 3 min is up...we will die with her 
So it's really ok if we didn't kill her in those 3 min is it? No DEATH counts in our part?
So it's really ok if we didn't kill her in those 3 min is it? No DEATH counts in our part?
aku tak try lagi
Rosemary’s funbags? 
QUOTE(-=mayatsan=- @ Jun 27 2008, 09:42 AM)
Akina Minami cameos
Check out Metal Gear Solid 4's easter eggs and Hideo Kojima's love for Japanese fashion model Akina Minami becomes obvious. During the Mission Briefings on the Nomad, you can guide the Metal Gear Mk. II or III to the television and press R1 to turn on the remote control on top of the table. It gets a bit tricky to aim since the table is taller than the Mk. II/III, but proper execution reveals Akina on the television in bra and panties and other outfits that aren't quite mother-approved.
Check out Metal Gear Solid 4's easter eggs and Hideo Kojima's love for Japanese fashion model Akina Minami becomes obvious. During the Mission Briefings on the Nomad, you can guide the Metal Gear Mk. II or III to the television and press R1 to turn on the remote control on top of the table. It gets a bit tricky to aim since the table is taller than the Mk. II/III, but proper execution reveals Akina on the television in bra and panties and other outfits that aren't quite mother-approved.
press UP/DOWN on the DPAD to raise/lower the Mk2's height.
*sigh* n00b
oh I also didn't know that 
QUOTE(Mgsrulz @ Jun 27 2008, 09:34 PM)
press UP/DOWN on the DPAD to raise/lower the Mk2's height.
*sigh* n00b
*sigh* n00b
You can also use the Sixaxis function and tilt your controller up and/or down to raise/lower MkII/III's camera height.
quickie guys urgent
if i buy uk mgs4 can i play against you guys
if i buy uk mgs4 can i play against you guys
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