Seorang boss entah macam mana mood dia memang baik sungguh pada hari nie..Sesiapa yang nak minta balik lima jam lebih awal hari nie dia kasitapi alasannya mestilah munasabah. Haaaa!!alasannya mestilah pasal sembahyang ajer ye! Tau-tau macam tu ader 4 orang pekerja bawahan datang mintak balik awal..

Pekerja 1 : A'salam Boss, boleh saya pulang? Saya balik nak sembahyang kat rumah boss, leh tak?Boss : Tak boleh!!!Kat sini kan ader surau, sembahyang jemaah lagi, lagi banyak pahalanya..!

Pekerja 2 : Saya boleh balik awai kut Boss?
Bosss : Hang apa pasai:
Pekerja 2 : Saya nak balik tengok anak saya sembahyang zohor ker tak?Ntah-ntah dia ponteng?Boss : Tak boleh balik, hang telefon saja bini hang suruh dia tengok!

Pekerja 3: Salam Boss!
Boss: Ha? pasal pulak ni?Nak balik awal gak ker?
Pekerja 3 : Errrrr!!Yer boss, boss baik!!he..heee!
Boss: Alasan apa lak ngko nie?
Pekerja 3 : Saya nak balik sembahyang orang mati.. Ada orang kampung saya meninggal pagi tadi, nak sembahyang jenazah…!Boleh kut boss yer pulang awal?
Boss : Tak bolehhh!!!Itu fardzu kifayah jer!Orang kampung lain yang ramai tu boleh sembahyangkan. Doa kat sini pun boleh!!Dah!Pergi buatkerja..

Pekerja 4: A'kum Boss! Saya nak balik awal boleh tak ari nie?
Boss : Naper?
Pekerja 4 : Isteri saya telefon, dia kater dia dah boleh sembahyang!
Boss: Yer ker? Ha! Kalu gitu awak baliklah…Kesian awak dah seminggu nunggu!!!
Pekerja 4 : Ima Acih Boss!!!Heee..hee

Wah the boss so good neh!

Pekerja #4 paling BEST - ALASAN NAK MENGONGKEK YANG PALING BEST!

i dont get it wor,...

Aiya.. must understand first.

hehe take ur time ..

suiteng semua tau.

sayang suiteng...

suiteng = han sap lao
sure know all... even in any language in the world lol

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Added on June 12, 2008, 10:15 am

ok kanak2 mari ikut kelas PERIOD...

during period... women no need to pray...
it a excuse for them...
but period mean no sex...
since analing is prohibited...
that why can pray edi mean can get laid ^^

walao nenkuteng so keng

now i dun understand lol...
not chinese mah...

I tot all girls will know

i can has lol?

suiteng is girl meh? lol

about not having sex during period, YES,
about not praying during period, not all girls know that la, sayang...

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Added on June 12, 2008, 10:37 am
since she was born, yeah...

wut do u mean?

this joke i copy paste mah... hehe... so far havent read it in here
share with u guys la...

alasan bro nk blk umah ponteng keje...

wahahhaha....

haha i oledi read this joke before stil funny

Abuthen?


Sayang dopod~

suiteng

I hate malay jokes, I can't understand their language......

I think u need to mix more malay friends that u can relate with. At least can ask them when u dun get some of these jokes. Its good to mix around and expand your worldview! nvr hurts

I can understand jokes well, just not their language. I hope they don't email me with such language coz I definitely gonna shove em up their arse.

I think I salute both
suiteng and joke

flamebait alert!

erm,... do you wanna know why, u hate it..?? not coz u dont understand it.. coz udamn f*ckin S*uck and looser..~!!!!
need to go back to school to learn the national lang again>>>???? u live in malaysia,... remember that...

Wah so cham... 24 years in this world dunno how to read malay

Only Muslims understand the joke

I like any jokes, as long as its funny

that's why i love you so much, suiteng,

I don't think language is the barrier here. I converse decently in BM and have a number of Malay friends,but I usually don't get the jokes. (as in I don't laugh,not that I don't understand the scenario) It's just...of a different style from english jokes usually,probably a cultural thing

lulz!!! good 1 bro

simply ask la...
dun understand we will help u...
like we malay didnt face the same prob
"im f***ing hate blalblabla when blablabla dun understand blablabla..."

racist B**ta*d.

pregnant = no period for 9months = can sembahyang

ooooo period time cannot sembahyang.

hahaha lawak lawak...

what the heck?
i didn't say i hate Malays race, i just said I dislike reading jokes in malay. what's with you ppl here?
it's nothing to do with racist or not, I don't understand words like
korang, hang, ngko. Looks like you got some problem reading, now your turn not understanding English?

that why i say...
just ask the word u didt understand dude

hahahah so funny:))

korang, hang, ngko is something like lorat...
or local type of language.
each state has different pronunciation and different slang.

like bahasa kedah, bahasa kelantan (kelate) and many many more.

yeah..dats right... kedah (ex:you=hang,them=depa)kelantan(ex:you=mu,them=demo,i=kawe)pahang(ex:awok,i=koi/keh)n9(ex:i=den/eden,you=ekau)

that so many loghat in bahasa too... so not all same.. sometime someone cannot understand..ex..kelantan people doesnt ubderstand negeri sembilan people loghat...