1.000 little monkeys Let's play a game that some of the elder members know already. You must kill a monkey in a post. Just one monkey, no mass killings. bombs, gas rooms etc.
I hope you will find some extravagant ways to kill'em LMAO

The post should look like this one:


1000 little monkeys went to get some swim

one was eaten by a shark

999 little monkeys left

LOL Stupid monkey!!!

i continue!!

999 Little monkeys having an orgy,

one has the aids,

now there are 998

998 Little monkeys lurking

one become pedobear,

now there are 997

997 Little monkeys go to KL Tower

one jumps down

now there are 996

996 monkey watching anime. "School Days"

one take knife and "NICE BOAT"

995 monkey left

1 monkey tak suka, so he keluar

994 monkeys left

994 monkeys got into a fight
1 monkey was sent to bel-air
993 monkeys left

992 little monkeys went to a bar
1 little monkey is gay
991 little monkeys left

991 little monkeys plays habbo
one turned into afro and get banned
990 little monkeys left

990 little monkeys play with fire
one turned into Kentucky Fried Monkey
989 little monkeys left

Someone miscounted the little monkeys....

someone fails at maths

Unbelievable....

Patching up...
990 monkeys taking a maths exam
1 failed in maths
989 monkeys left

989 monkeys going for first space monkey selection

one monkey got sent to space and never came back

988 monkeys left

988 monkeys went to Guest18 party

one monkey got selected by the host

987 monkeys went on to the next post

987 monkeys went to a rave party
one monkey passed out drunk
986 monkeys left him

986 monkeys surfing 4chan

one became an hero

985 monkeys moved on

Man need a calculator for this..

985 monkeys surfing LY.net

one got banned by mod

984 monkeys moved on

984 monkeys went to sleep

one didn't wake up

983 monkeys cried...

984 monkeys cried

one suicided

983 monkeys left

983 little monkeys reached Sparta.
Leonidas shouted This is SPARTA!!~! and kicked 1 monkey into the Pit of Death.
982 little monkeys escaped.

982 monkeys shat brix after look at a pic
981 brixs dropped on 1 monkey
981 monkey are the survivors

981 monkeys tried to put on afro hat

1 suffocated while trying to put on the hat

980 afro-monkeys left

980 monkeys pergi main hujan
1 kene panah petir..... ouch....
979 monkeys tinggal..... T T

979 monkeys attend the parliament meeting
1 fall asleep and never wake up
978 monkeys left

978 monkeys went to Thailand
1 little monkey decided to be a female monkey but never woke up from surgery
977 monkeys left

977 monkeys went to china
earthquake striked 1 monkey died
976 monkeys left

976 monkeys walked into a restaurant
1 got caught and had his brains eaten
975 escaped

975 monkeys divide by zero...
oh shit...

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975 monkeys multiplied by zer0
1 monkey had a heartattack
974 monkeys...oh, wait...975 X 0 = 0

whoops...

is this teh end?

can continue, cos 975 monkeys/0 x 0, therefore the zeroes cancel, so still got 975 monkeys

975 monkey was doing maths..

1 divided by zero.. and went into lala land

974 monkeys left

974 monkeys went hindraf

one went isa

973 monkeys left

973 monkeys when to play multiple 5 vs 5 -AR Dota

1 got badly owned and leave. BS banned the 1 monkey for life and the monkey vanish.

972 quited the game and move on as to many people cursing them

972 monkeys went to a rock concert.

1 fell down and got trampled by the rest.

971 monkeys rocked on.

Looks like the monkey woke up after all
Too bad the other monkey died for no reason

Anyway....

971 monkeys went Bungee Jumping
1 monkey hit the ground
970 monkeys were stretched slightly longer

Moral: Use a bungee cord next time...

970 monkeys went swimming

an afro say pool closed, 1 monkey refuse to come out

969 monkeys left

969 monkeys went to NS

one monkey never made it

968 monkeys left

968 monkeny became an undead ..

so it went back up 969

969 monkeys condemn the gov

1 thrown in ISA

968 monkeys survive and spam in kopitiam

968 monkey read this thread,

1 didn't understand and blow his head,

mama called the doctor the doctor said,

no more monkey reading this thread,

967 left in the play

967 monkey join UMNO

1 monkey got stab by keris

966 left UMNO

966 monkeys join RIOT

1 monkey got head shot

965 monkeys left the riot

965 monkeys play with C4

1 monkey blow up

964 monkeys left

964 monkey saw a bear
1 monkey got surprise buttseks
963 monkey watched

963 monkey watched MRirian on youtube

1 cannot handle the truth

962 monkeys left